MOON KNIGHT HEADCANONS + ONESHOTS

My markie poo 😘 (ik thats not how u spell his name)

(Heads up y'all, this a one man job ain't no one spell checking my shit except me, i mean if y'all want a job I'm down 😊😊)

Ima just tell y'all straight

This guy cares abt you, like alot. He would try his hardest to not show it tho. He's a little grumpy pants and gets mad for the littlest things. He tries to act all tuff but yk, his acting skills aren't the best around you.
If where talking abt cuddling, this guy would full on act like Steven to be a little softie and cuddle w you, but it's clearly obvious he just wants to b a little softie. He don't act like this all the time, usually he's to tired to even think so he'd just fall on the bed/couch and pull you in to cuddle. Bro actually knows how to cook tho, he'd think that's the only thing he's good at. His mom taught him to cook so that's where he started, he'd never cook something he'd cooked before, every night is different and new, to you and him, he'd always see ig recipes on his feed and he'd want to try it. Bros definitely a male wife.
K but if we talking abt the devils mf tango then uh, bros definitely a switch, but not like a bottom for like one night and top for the other no, after you had all your fun being a top he'd jump on top of you and say that it's his turn 🤭🤭, he never wants to hurt you so he never uses toys like Jake (we can talk abt him in his own chapter) but if you want that kind of pleasure he'd definitely use them. It's whatever you want he'd do it in a instant, but when he's mad or had a long day he'd do whatever he wants.
OH MY FAVORITE PART OK SO
he isn't a big nerd like steven right? But he'd definitely watch the movies, he loves action movies, his favorite are X-men tho, bro loves wolverine (not like that as a character) so that would be the only thing he'd talk X-men. OMG AS A KID HE WOULD HAVE ALL THE X-MEN COMICS. W scary movies he is never scared he'd laugh if u jump from a jumpscare or sum. He tries to read but he always gets tired or bored. Ps. Don't let this guy cook. He'd light the kitchen on fire.

Yeah that's it bye 🤭🤭🤭 (these are just headcanons I'll make a one shot later) (ps I will tend to update these headcanons so check for updates 😊😊)