Ariel meets Roger Rabbit

Chapter 11 Ariel kills the weasels

The weasels started to laugh. "She's lost her mind." Jessica said. "I don't think so." Roger Rabbit said. I pick up three steel balls. 🎶This singing ain't my line. It's tough to make a rhyme. If I get stuck -- I'm out of luck, and--🎶 I sang before I couldn't think of what to say for the next lyric. 🎶I'm running out of time.🎶 Jessica sang. "Thanks." I said. Then I started to juggle them with one of them hitting me on the head. Then I slipped on a banana peel. Then I came out from behind some boxes on a pogo stick. Then I got a shock to my head because I bounced high enough to get my head to a light. Then Stupid died from laughter, literally. Then Weesy died from laughing. "Hey Ariel, keep it up. You're killing them! You're slaying them! You're knocking them dead!" Roger Rabbit said. 🎶I'm through with taking falls, I'm bouncing off the walls. Without that gun I'd have some fun. I'd kick you in the--🎶 I sang before a ceramic container feel on my head cutting me off. "Nose!" Roger Rabbit said. "Nose? That don't rhyme with walls." Smartass said. "No. But this does." I said as I got up. Then I kicked Smartass in the balls which sent him flying into the dip. He died instantly. Then Greasy died laughing. Then Psycho activated the pressurized gun before dying from laughter. "Yikes!" Roger Rabbit said. "Oh my goodness!" Jessica said. "Before psycho died his laughter caused him to turn it away from them. "Jeepers, that was close!" Roger Rabbit said. As Psycho's ghost was flying away. He made it go back over to them. "Bye-bye." Psycho's ghost said. "Ariel, hurry! It's coming back!" Roger Rabbit said. I ran over to the vehicle as fast as my legs would allow me to go. The minute I got over there I had to make my way over to the controls of the pressurized water gun. Little did I know that George was watching me. "Oh! Oh no!" Jessica said. "This is it!" Roger Rabbit said. I got over to the controls and pulled the lever with the yellow knob on it which made it go away from them. "No!" Jessica said. "This isn't it." Roger Rabbit said. Then George came in on what was kind of like a zipline knocking me off the vehicle with his feet. We both fell to the ground and I landed on my stomach in some boxes. George landed on his feet. He pulled out a sword and walked slowly towards me. I pulled out the singing sword. 🎶Wicked Witchcraft. And although I know it's strictly taboo when--🎶 The sword sang before I threw it to the side. I grabbed a magnet and tried to get his sword but as soon as I noticed that it was pulling him and his sword towards me. I put it down but I ended up trapping myself between the magnet and a barrel. George put his sword back in it's holster. "Don't move." George said before bringing in a steamroller and making the dip go back towards them. "No! No!" Roger Rabbit and Jessica said. I couldn't get free. George was coming right at me. Luckily I saw boxes of portable holes to my left but I couldn't reach them with my hand so I used my foot to get it closer to me. I finally got the box over to where I could grab it with my hand. I opened the box and used one on the magnet to escape, and just in the nick of time too. I get on top of the steamroller and kicked George in the face making him fall off the steamroller. He fell onto the ground and landed on his back. I tried to punch him but he dodged it. Then I tried to hit him with a container of glue. He tried to punch me but I caused him to get glue on his hand. He had me up against the steamroller at this point. He tried to punch me again but I moved out of the way. Then he tried to get his hand off of the steamroller but couldn't. He stepped in some of the glue but didn't know it yet. Meanwhile by the dip the dip was really close to them now. "Oh no!" Roger Rabbit and Jessica said. George put his foot on the steamroller and got his hand free but now his foot is stuck. While he was preoccupied with that I went over to the other vehicle to save my friends. "Come on Ariel! Quit playing around!" Roger Rabbit said. I got to the vehicle. "No! Oh no!" Jesica said. "Please!" Roger Rabbit said. I turned off the gun just as the dip was about to hit them. "I wasn't worried. Were you?" Roger Rabbit said. "Oh, sure, he wasn't worried. I could tell he was worried that I wouldn't get there in time." I said to myself. Then I looked over at where George was and watched as the steamroller ran him over. He was basically panicking. After that Roger Rabbit noticed something. "Ariel, look!" Roger Rabbit said. I looked over at George again and he started to get up. "How, how could he get up after that?" I asked myself. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. "Holy smoke, he's a toon!" I said. George turned to face me. "Surprised?" George said. "Not really. That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon." I said. "Not just any toon." George said. Then he used which I guess was either helium or just regular air to blow himself back up. I probably should have seen that coming though. His eyeballs popped out of their sockets and he lost his hat. That's when I saw his true form. I was surprised that I finally got to see the real him. "Remember me Ariel? When I killed your brother, I talked... (in a high pitched voice) just like this!" George said. His eyes flashed from just the iris being red to the whole eye being red when he said that. That's when I finally knew exactly who killed my brother all those years ago. I tried to run away but he caught up with me faster than I would have expected from a toon. He had springs on his feet. "Jumpin Jeepers!" Roger Rabbit said as George grabbed me and turned me around to face him. He picked me up and threw me to the ground. Then he turned on the pressurized water gun again. "Yikes!" Roger Rabbit said. "Oh my goodness!" Jessica said as the dip came towards them again.