Mia: *slams the door open* Okay now you listen up you sexy bastard!
Lia: *turns around* huh? You talking to me?
Mia: Yea you! With your sexy thighs and your big a$$
Lia: 😳😳 Oh my-
Mia: Look we don't have much time, okay? I've waited too long for this, and now I'm gonna get to do what I should've done as soon as I got out of rehab.
Lia: 0/////0 which is??
Mia: No more questions you sexy son of a b*tch! And I want you to shut up and kiss me!
Lia: Gasp!
Boyfriend: Hold on! Wait a damn minute!
Kia:*comes in behind Boyfriend * Hold it right there you slimey iron rail dog you
Mia: *groans* Oh great you two again. Alright what do you want?
Boyfriend: We could ask you the same question, miss
Kia: Yeah. What happened to using consent, huh?
Boyfriend: Hmmmm?
Mia: Uhhh I am using consent-
Boyfriend: Oh really? Well I don't think I heard Lia agree to anything.
Kia: Yeah! You filthy liar
Mia: .....
Lia: You know, they do have a point-
Mia: *sighs* take their side why don't you?
Lia: What? It's only fair
Mia: ugh. Fine fine, I'll hold back.
Boyfriend: Good. Now leave.
Mia: Alright. But this isn't over, I will get to smash, and Lia will be mine-
Kia: Yeah yeah skip the dialog and get out!
Lia: Bye Mia!
End of Skit
-Remember people, consent is always important. Especially when pursuing sexual encounters.
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HumorYes the certified hood sequal to FNF: Doin Things Yea boi gimme ur money so I can raid the loli-con and give sans a wedgie. Wait do skeletons wear underwear?? I'm not sure. But you can ask Pico. He might know This one could have swearing too-
