{Alastair liddell x reader}

{Vale of doom}

*This bloody ruined it's correcting all of wonderland my love*
As the cat appears
[*Seeking refuge from the wicked world perhaps things only look like they have gone to hell*]
*You're not that good at liar and I'm not that stupid but something a bit less calamitous I would have been welcome.*
[*This unmedicated disaster is you're doing and it will get worse your train keeps hellish schedule get moving!*]
[*Time waits for no one the change has begun*]
*The train is perfectly capable of terrifying me cat you should've found another job is there really so little hope?*
[*There's even less and fear paralyzes you we're lost*]
As he disappeared
And monsters started coming at us we finished them off the Cala pillar smoke thing came out as Alastair's went to smoke it and so did it the Calapillar's voice
{* A journey of 1,000,000 miles begins with a single step*}
*A single step of London bridge could end me and my lovers journey.*
{* Failure as your epitaph? Idaho you were more courageous?*}
As we made our way up
we found another smoke pipe for us to smoke
{* that vapor is sledge only appears as flimsy and in the truck ternal as your confidence it will hold you trust me.*}
we made our way to a opening
Where there was a Flying table of some sort and a teapot at the bottom as Alastair went to grab it it said in it teapot cannon as we got the new weapon and monsters started to come at us as we finished them off we continued our way and we came Across another smoke pipe as me and Alastair smoke some Alastair said
*I am devastated look what's become of my beautiful valley my love *
The Calapillar
{*All things change in the fullness of time off and not for the better*}
As we found a memory
|< Catastrophe May strike even the best regulated families Mr. little of course one families disaster me anotherSurviving family member if you know what I mean Radcliffe said>|
As we started making our way up we came across baby ruins as we finished them off we came to another sail shell
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As the cat appears
[* oh Alastair and y/n riddle me this.*]
[* we welcome the arrival of a phantom at sunset only to rue its departure at sunrise what is it?*]
*dreams*
[*you guys never cease to amaze *]
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As we came back to the opening we found a smoke pipe
As we took a hoot A cliff came up as we continued our journey
As we found another memory
|< I've smoked a cigarette Alastair no fun at all one day I'll trya clay pipe lance said>|
As we made our way the cat appears
[*The sight, the stink the sinister sound. What have you imagined Alastair?*]
As he disappeared
And a big monster ruin came from the ground as we finally finished it off we came to another smoke pipe
>it's Not only about you, Alastair! And y/n! Look at the destination around you! Consider it come then come join me.<
As we found another memory
|< Been burned by the fire scaled by steam looks wrinkled like A toadstool in winter Nurse witless said<|
As we made it to the nice little part of it and we walked up to the little home of some sort and as we The caterpillar say
> you are familiar with saying that smoking stunts your growth<
•Alastair's POV•
*Adults assault children with adage usually while they've got a pipe stuck in their mouths*
>I won't ask you both to inhale The smoke envelop you.<
As me and Alastair start shrinking I pulled myself onto him as everything went White