Warrior: I dare you to insult Updike
"You cloudy mf dick can't get any bitches, can't even fuckin stand up straight with your new design. Wobbly ass bitch guaranteed to fall over in the next 10 seconds, got osteoporosis or some shit cause that's fuckin sad as hell. Can't fuckin see in all that damn floof, cut it like damn. Professional 24/7 out in public for no damn reason like be normal."
Proceeds to bow while the cloud man is literally stunned-
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Ask or Dare Sy!
HumorLook- I'll allow nsfw questions. No nsfw dares- But ago ahead and ask away!
