Helluva Leap

Blitzo's Night Out

Sam had already left for his date, already dressed up, and on the elevator. He arrived at the station and saw Millie running up to him in excitement. 

She hugged him tightly. "Moxxie!" She said happily. "I'm glad you could be there!" 

All Sam/Moxxie could do was just smile, and spoke. "Of course, Millie. I wouldn't miss it for the world." He put his arm out. "Ready to go, M'lady?" He asked. Millie nodded as they arrived at the 666 elevator that was on its way to lust, and then sat on a bench and cuddled next to each other. 

Right behind them, a demon was reading a newspaper, and lowered his newspaper revealing to be Blitzo. He got out his phone and called his hellhound daughter Loona. The phone call went to voicemail. "Yeah it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it." the voice said on the phone. 

"Hey Loonie, just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late." Blitzo voicemailed her, as he watched the two imps together. "I got something important tonight." He ended the voicemail and smirked at them. 

Unbeknownst to him, on a bench over, someone else was reading a newspaper, then put it down revealing himself. This time, it was Al, making his Tsk Tsk noise. He shook his head. "Don't be so sure about that, Blitzo." He said, as he got out his handlink. "Gooshie, center me on Sam." He tapped on the handlink and teleported out of the station from view.

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A while later, Al appeared at the Ozzie's lounge, just as the imp couple arrived. He gawked at the numerous neon lights that were twinkling in the night of that place. He saw the couple were instantly welcomed right in. "They're in!" Al said quietly as he pumped his fist.

As that happened, Blitzo snuck up to the entrance to catch up to them, but he was stopped by a bouncer. "Whoa there, Buddy. You got a reservation" The bouncer asked him. 

"Yeah. I'm with those two." Blitzo quickly lied. But, the bouncer stopped him again. The club is for couples only." He told him.

"It's what?" Blitzo asked, realizing he didn't think this through. "Didn't think that through, did you, Buddy?" Al asked smugly, as he watched. "No date, no reservation, no entry!" The bouncer said deeply. Blitzo batted his eyes and tried to complement the bouncer. "Ya know you have really nice eyes, daddy" He said smiling. The bouncer threw him into the dumpster and went back to his post. 

"And, home run!" Al said excitedly as he mimicked the moves of an umpire at a baseball game, as Blitzo landed in the dumpster.

"You fucking prude!" he screamed, as he flipped him off. He tried to get out of the dumpster, but his tail got caught, and he wound up on top of some trash bags. He crosses his arms, and wondered how he was going to get in. Suddenly, he had an idea, as he smiled, and got out his phone and dialled it. 

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At a goatian mansion, Stolas, the Goatian Prince himself was all alone. So far, his wife, Stella and daughter Octavia were away for the weekend. This left him the odd bird out. He poured some cereal and went over to his tv room, and turned it on to a Mexican soap opera. He then covered up in a blanket and slouched. 

The soap opera played on tv, showing a girl crying over her true love. "Ay, why won't you love me, Alejandro?" The girl asked on the TV. 

"That's a mood, Gabriella." Stolas said, sadly as he took a bit out of his cereal. Suddenly, the telephone rang, and Smoke came out, saying "Blitzy is calling". Stolas took notice and scrambled over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket.

He quickly recovered, and answered the phone. "Helloo? Hello Blitzy?" He asked seductively.

"Stolas, hey you...shit...you, um busy tonight?" Blitzo asked on the other line. "Why do you ask?" Stolas asked. 

"Well, I was wondering if you wanna go to a club with me tonight?" Blitzo said sighing, already feeling embarrassed. 

But, Stolas blushed. "Are you asking me out on a date, Blitzy" Stolas asked beaming. "Um, yeah! How fast can you get here?" Blitzo asked on the phone.. Stolas was searching through his wardrobe for an outfit to where. "I can be there in twenty." He said excited.

"All right, fantastic. See you soon." Blitzo said as he hung up.

"I'll see you Blitzy~" Stolas purred as he pulled out an outfit, transitioning to him putting on eyeliner. He looked in the mirror, and put on blush. He was ready to go on his first official date with his crush! Something that our fellow hologram wouldn't have scheduled! Luckily, all he had was Sam to worry about.

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Back at Ozzie's, Al noticed that there was a long line, and realized the bouncer would stop him. "Man, Sam's inside, but I'm not! I'm supposed to keep an eye on him! How am I supposed to get in?" He asked himself. He then realized an easier way. "Ah, wait! The backdoor!" Al snuck past the bouncer and to the Backdoor, as he went through, and entered. Thank God, he was a hologram! He could pass through easily! "I made it!" He said in relief. "I'm in!" He was inside the club. Now, all he had to do was to find Sam, and help him set things right for his host. 

Meanwhile, Blitzo was dusting off his clothes and paced around, waiting for Stolas to get there. Not too long later, a portal opened behind him followed by a voice who called his name. "Blitzy, i'm here~" Stolas said.

Blitzo turned around, and saw his outfit. "Wow, that's a bit overkill, don't you think?" Blitzo asked. Stolas nervously chuckled. "Well, I just wanted to look nicer for you. This is our first real date after all." Stolas said reaching his hand out to Blitzo. He grabbed it and walked toward the entrance. "Yeah, I guess this is, huh." Blitzo said, realizing just that as they walked up to the entrance again.

The bouncer recognized Blitzo. "You again? Beat it, shithead!" He said. The bouncer then looked up, and saw Stolas standing next to Blitzo. "Do we have a problem?" The Prince asked, frowning.

The bouncer just looked shocked. "Oh uh, shit! My apologies, your highness." He confessed. "Uh, please go right in." He ushered them in, as they entered, as Blitzo flipped the latter off. 

As for Sam? Well, Al was searching for him...hoping to set the calamity right. Luckily, it wouldn't be too long before our hero could be found! And luckily, Blitzo won't interrupt them! We hope!