Helluva Leap

Sam's Helluva Unforgettable Moment

When we last left Al, he had already made it in, via the back door undetected (since he was a hologram). Now, all he had to do was to find Sam to fix this problem for Moxxie. He crept past everybody and walked all the way to a bar. He looked around the place, which was huge and had so many lights, that made that place really nice to look at. 

He was astonished. "Wow, I definitely can see why Moxxie wanted to bring Millie here." He said in awe. "This place is really extravagant." He sat down, and scanned the whole area, searching for Sam. 

Meanwhile, Blitzo and Stolas approached a nearby table and they sat down, while Blitzo was looking over his chair for Moxxie and Millie. Stolas gasped in amazement. "Oh, MY! Oh no; no, but yes! Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to take me?" Stolas asked amazed at the club.

"Oh, it just sounded like- I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know?" Blitzo asked, as he pulled out his binoculars, scanning for the two imps. It didn't take long to find the couple sitting at their table. "Gotcha!" He said, sneakily.

At the same time, Al was searching for Sam (in the Imp's body) and Millie through tables of demons, until he finally spotted them a couple of tables across from Blitzo's table. "Bingo!" Al said smirking. He got up, and started to make his way over to the couple. 

Meanwhile, Stolas noticed Blitzo with his binoculars, looking at the imps. "Oh, Blitz...What are you looking at?" Stolas asked, concerned. "I'm looking at nothing. How about that?" Blitzo said, not even turning around to him. 

A waitress named Crane came over to them to take their orders. "Can I get you two off—I mean start you two off with some drinks?" She asked taking out her pad. "Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share." Stolas told the waitress. "Do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzy? Or perhaps some champagne?" He asked his date. 

"Yeah, whatever." Blitzo said, still not turning around. 

Stolas just nervously chuckled. "Well, perhaps all three. Why not?" The waitress took the order, and left the two by themselves. "So Blitzy, how was your day?" Stolas asked. "Ok. I guess. We killed a bunch or beardos." Blitzo said, finally turning to face his date. "THAT sounds fun. How did you kill them?" Stolas asked. "How? There were a lot of them, so we used bullets." Blitzo said, a little nervously. Stolas looked away before asking the next question. "Right! Right! So, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?" Stolas asked. Blitzo tried finding an answer but couldn't come up with anything to say to him.

Suddenly, several dancers started descending from the ceiling, as glossy red platforms materialized. A robotic-sounding voice filled the room welcoming everyone, as a robot-like jester clown...fell from the ceiling and onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome to Ozzie's, the lust ring's number one place for kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'sleaze' and 'sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself. C'mon! Give him some love!" The robot announced, forming a heart shape with his arms. 

Over at Blitzo's table Blitzo and Stolas both felt slightly nervous about the announcement. "Did he just say 'Asmodeus'?" Stolas asked. Blitzo felt a chill run down his spine. "Oh, no fucking way. Not him!" Blitzo said, nervously covering his face with a menu.

"I am the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-robotic replicas across the rings of hell. Gloriously made by the big man himself and ribbed for your pleasure tonight." Fizzarolli said, as he revealed a robotic arm. "We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and the Squirterz!" Fizzarolli said gesturing to the performers. Verosika pushed Wally Wackford, the bartender out of the way so that she could get her pictures taken.