liam cant drive straight (he is gay)

liam cant drive straight (omg its the title)

liam was minding his own business replaying traumatic recollections of his past in his dreams when suddenly the door to Bruce's apartment slammed open

Liam's eyes slid open and he instinctively attempted to turn on the lamp next to him. He then realized that there was no lamp and he had just punched through an alarm clock. He then ripped the broken alarm clock off of his now heavily bleeding arm and threw it at the intruder.

"Ow..." groaned a very familiar voice.

"BRICE?!"

Oh shit. Lime had probably just given Brice brain damage. And he probably already gave himself brain damage earlier considering how many spelling mistakes this chapter has.

Liam jumped from the floor he was sleeping on and dashed towards Bryce who was now writhing on the floor in pain.

"Do you need an ice pack-?" Liam suddenly realized that icepacks probably don't exist in this universe.

Bryce didn't respond. He just continued to writh in agony.

Liam suddenly noticed that the broken alarm clock seemingly read 3:02 am. A lightbulb exploded in his head and Liam suddenly had a realization as to why Bryce came home so late.

"BRYCE HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING DRINKING?!?!" LIAM LOUDLY SCREAMED INTO BRYCE'S EARDRUMS WITH A MIX OF SHOCK, BETRAYAL, AND CONFUSION!!

"Laim... why are you talking in caps lock?" Bryce weakly slurred.

"what the fuck are you even saying?"

"I think my liver is damaged."

Liam basically went into autopilot and before he knew it he was basically already in Bryce's car. It was still damaged from the last time he had driven in it, but Liam could care less.

"Okay, how do I turn this thing on?" Liam suddenly lunged into the backseat where Bryce was laying and stole his car keys.

Bryce looked like he was about to say something. But he didn't.

Liam quickly turned the car into ignition and started driving at high speeds. He didn't know how to drive, but he did play Mario Kart 64 once a few years ago.

He was in the middle of moving away from the sidewalk when the GPS magically turned on.

"To reach the nearest hospital, go straight ahead for 27.63 miles."

Liam practically flinched at the mention of straight. He wasn't straight. He was gay. He was 0% heterosexual. HOW COULD THIS GPS ACCUSE HIM OF BEING STRA-

Before he knew it, he was swerving off the road.

He desperately tried to move the car back onto the road, but it was too late.

The car crashed into an Epic Burger, which was unfortunately still open and had plenty of customers.

"UGH, I HATE THIS PLACE, THIS IS WHY MCWENDYS IS BETTER!" yelled a dissatisfied customer.

Then, the car exploded.