Project Sekai Fanfics but I used a story generator

Emu the WONDERHOYYY fairy keeps everything in order

This is the story of Nene and Rui’s corking adventure.
“Nothing beats playing with dinosaurs in the sun!” yelled Nene.
“Nothing except playing with buckets of water!” said Rui.
“It will be such dreamy fun at the WONDERHOI!” whooped Nene.
“It certainly will be!” yelled Rui.

People cannot stop sneezing!” howled Nene.
“That’s terrible!” cried Rui.
“This is ever so far-out!” gasped Nene.
“You can say that again!” said Rui.
“We must find some help!” said Nene.
“Precisely!” said Rui.
“Huh, look at that,” said Nene.
“Uhh, that’s an uncanny fire!” said Rui.
With a chime-purr-plink, a fairy squeezed out of the fire.
“Hello, it is I, Emu the WONDERHOYYY fairy!” bellowed the fairy.
“Ever since Mafuyu and the Nightcord at 25:00 pinched my magic WONDERHOIII there has been bizarre scenes!” wailed Emu.
“Arr, those vile Nightcord at 25:00 are causing lots of bother with their tricky shenanigans!” shouted Emu.
“Jeepers! Those horrible Nightcord at 25:00 are leaving chewing gum everywhere!” sighed Emu.
“Ho ho! We showed that simple-minded fairy, she’s such a crazy banana-brain!” said one of the Nightcord at 25:00.
“Dang those Nightcord at 25:00! They have the magic WONDERHOIII over there!” said Nene.
Nene and Rui set off a pneumatic drill which bounced the magic WONDERHOIII into Emu the WONDERHOYYY fairy’s hands.
“Whoop, my magic WONDERHOIII! Proper job!” cheered Emu.
“Whoopee! The WONDERHOI will be lovely thanks to you two!” yelled Emu the WONDERHOYYY fairy.
“Now that Mafuyu and the Nightcord at 25:00 are stopped they must whimper away. Bye!” whooped Nene.
There was some flying books at the awesome WONDERHOI, how fantabulous!

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Remind me to NEVER use a children's story generator for this again.