Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: The Return Of Kars by Serenity Darkmoon Raven

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Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is stupid. I dont know why I am doing this shit. So heres a story.

They thought the story was over... but was it...? No.
Here are the next cool unforgettable adventures!!

One day, NityDarkmoonRavenie was walking to school when...
...a stranger in the street appeared suddenly!
"Here's my autograph!" said NityDarkmoonRavenie
"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i...think your the sexiest person alive, and...." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!"
"what?howhu?"
"We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!"
"But Im not that strong! Im just a weak nerdish school student!", NityDarkmoonRavenie said, flexing her muscles. "Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", he lied.
"You are the Special. Our magic boxerscame to us in a dream again and told us to find you"
"You must save us from Kars we dont have the power on our own"
"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"
Suddenly, NityDarkmoonRavenie was sucked into a underground lab.
"This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters!
"Theres someone that wants me meet you..."
At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there
"So..this is the one we are after?"
"She certainly looks as attractive as we heard" 
Joseph Jostar walked out of the light!
"Greatings"
NityDarkmoonRavenie was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, NityDarkmoonRavenie never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great Joseph Jostar.
"Thank you, its an honour to meet you"
"The honour is all mine"
"It was clear there was an instant, animal attraction between them...allthough both didnt want to admit it. "wowsers your sexy".
"No time for that now!" said Lisa Lisa. "We have work to do!"
They stoped kissing eachover and looked very wet
MG! We are almost there", Joseph Jostar said after traveling for ages.
"GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!"
They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base.
"WE must find the Joseph's hot veiny huge dick.
"I forgot all about that", said Joseph Jostar, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu?
"HAHA, you remember now"
"yes"
"Good"
"yes" 
"Good"
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finnished the reboot action figures they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Kars.
"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma.The hot one (that is,the one that wasn't killed while doing Using the jostar's secret technique)"
(which you can read about in my other great fanfic)
"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all adopted".

After that, Joseph Jostar leaped down onto the volcano plato  , with NityDarkmoonRavenie just behind him .
He  was in luck because he just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if he fell in it.
There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Caesar Zeppeli called to him: "are you alright honeybunch, you fell quite hard".  "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Joseph Jostar, "especially with girls."'
Kars stood looking at our hero - his cape flapping in hotness.
He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'
Suddenly he held the Joseph's hot veiny huge dick aloft.

"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo....not the Joseph's hot veiny huge dick"
"Yes. The Joseph's hot veiny huge dick"
"The Joseph's hot veiny huge dick!" gasped Lisa Lisa
"Yes. The Joseph's hot veiny huge dick"
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.
Laughing as he stood there, he approached Joseph Jostar, "Give up and go home, Lisa Lisa doesnt love you anyway."
"Thats not true!
I sex her every other night!"
"And the other nights?..."
Joseph Jostar ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Kars evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time he hit Kars, he just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, Kars said: "You cannot beat me, join me, and we will rule together!"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" he YELLED HARD!
"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!!" said Joseph Jostar and ran towards him with his weapon drawn.
"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""
"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"
"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"
Joseph Jostar ran towards Kars, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
he surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in his hands because he really wanted to kill the Joseph Jostar

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and >herosexhisher> female companion lifted her top and Kars was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Joseph Jostar grapped Joseph's hot veiny huge dick from Kars and stabbed him in his eyes Blood gushed out.
"Owch! While I had the Joseph's hot veiny huge dick I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
He staggered around and grabbed into the air, he was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."
Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes and his shoes.
"Oh, you are my Hero!" squeeled Lisa Lisa and embraced him.
"Joseph Jostar , Joseph Jostar, I love you! But we only have 5 seconds to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"
"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said Joseph Jostar and left this place behind."
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Joseph Jostar and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."
And they all made love.
The End

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