Jojo's bizarre adventure: Josuke Higashikata VS Yoshikage Kira

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by Owl_Sitter

by Owl_Sitter

(Hey it's me the guy who posts these stories. Sorry for not posting for a while, I forgot about it)

Author here!
I hope you enjoy my fic, I put a lot of my blood into it (not literal, lol!). Also remember to check out my other work:

Jojo's bizarre adventure:Josuke Higashikata & Okuyasu Nijimura have a sex.
Jojo's bizarre adventure:Relaxation
Jojo's bizarre adventure:101 uses for a wooden sword.
Jojo's bizarre adventure:Riverview discovers pomelo
Jojo's bizarre adventure:Serenity Darkmoon Raven meets Okuyasu Nijimura (an interview I did)

This story might cross over with some of those, so be sure to read them all first just in case.
Ok, lets go lol!
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...it was sexy times!

Hi!
My name is Riverview and I work for the NASA organisation.
I am not the boss of NASA - thats Steve. However I am pretty important and normally Steve does what I say.
Theres also my best friend, Jill, who also works for NASA. But they arnt in this story.
One day we were all called to the meeting room at the top of NASA's biggest tower.

"Hi" I said.
"I have called you all here today because I discovered something important" I continued.
"It seems someone is trying to find the secret An Ordinary life of head and are going to use it to take over the world. We have to stop them!"

"Thats bad...but is it the NASAs responsibility?" said Bob. He was always saying stuff like that to get out of work.

"Yes. Of course it is. Because someone has to do something about it and we are an organisation that does stuff. Stuff that has to be done"
said Steve.
Everyone cheered his speech. He was good at speechs ever since I taught him to be. (I am also the speech writer for the president,btw)

"I have found new information" said I.

"It seems NASAs arch-enemy, Umbrella Corporation, is upto their old tricks again. They are the ones after An Ordinary life of head!"

"omg" said everyone.

"We will have to send in our best secret agents" said Steve.
"Thats you, of course, Riverview"
(I was also a secret agent,btw, but I told everyone as it makes the story easier)
"I will assemble my team and leave tomorrow!"
Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.
I first choose Josuke Higashikata, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.
I then choose Riverview as they were good at stuff.
Also Bob from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories.
I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.
After everyone was chosen me and Josuke Higashikata started planning.

We were in the main planning room, there was a huge whiteboard, a projector, a screen, holograms and a blackboard.

This was the room where NASA planned stuff.
Much of the good work we did started here.
Like the time we defeated Yoshikage Kira and converted him to good and made him work for us.
Or the time we saved the world from that rogue planet.
Or the time we saved Christmas.

I got out my pen and paper and started discussing the plan.

"I have been doing research and stuff in our database library. The An Ordinary life of head is hidden inside Honolulu"
"Ahh...it makes so much sense! Why didn't we think of it before!" said Josuke Higashikata
"The clues where written in a ancient language"
"oh, right, of course"
"Now what?" said Reimi Sugimoto
"Now we leave for Honolulu!"

With that we all got onto the NASA Horse and Carriage and flue to the distant city of Honolulu!

Once we got to Honolulu we decided to split up, with me and Josuke Higashikata finding where the An Ordinary life of head was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story.

Me and Josuke Higashikata explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in Honolulu.
Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the An Ordinary life of head was hidden.
It was inside a new church in the dead center of Honolulu.

"Look! Its the An Ordinary life of head!"
"But Yoshikage Kira is here already! whats going on?"

At that moment Yoshikage Kira spotted us and came over.
"Mahaha it was me! I was Umbrella Corporation all along!"
"What?" we said in shock..
"While you and your goody-two-shoes NASA were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being Umbrella Corporation!
And now I have the An Ordinary life of head there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with Josuke Higashikata to help you! your powerless"
Yoshikage Kira grinned evily at me.
"oh, noees Riverview, what will we do now?! " said Josuke Higashikata.
"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the An Ordinary life of head takes time. If we both Stand together we can take Yoshikage Kira/Umbrella Corporation out! "
"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"
With that we both Stand together right into Umbrella Corporations face.

Umbrella Corporation stagged backwards.
"Nooooo you cant!"

"Again quick! while they are stunned".

So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"
"Noooo!"
With that Umbrella Corporation died.
"We did it! Umbrella Corporation is defeated once and for all! Thank you Riverview!"
Me and Josuke Higashikata celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just Umbrella Corporation and they will all be coming after the An Ordinary life of head now.
So consider this the end of part 1 of Riverview and Josuke Higashikatas adventures!