50 Shades of Damian (Damian x reader)

capter 5

your life in Das Legas was more boring than you expected. Y/n didn't know that Das Legas was a literal desert, and she lived with damian in a very big, white house at the top of a dune in the desert. 

"Hum..." y/n sighs. 

"Why are you sighing babygirl" said damian angrily yet seductively. He had developed a country accent ever since you moved to Das Legas, which was strange, because you guys hadn't met an American yet. 

"O- o- oh Damian," you stutter. "I want to go and meet the Americans" 

"Ye should haiv said tha' sonna' bebegurl," he says. He was always so sexy. 

He puts you in the trunk of his speedboat and drives off inton the desert, towards the town. Apparently, lots of famous people frequented it to do drugs. In fact, the second you get off the speedboat, y/n bumps into a wall of a man. 

Y/n looks up surprised; the stranger's face glisteneed in the sun beautifully. 

"Wow," you whisper under your breath. He was as white as Damian! 

Damian growls as soon as he notices y/n looking at the sexy stranger and grabs her by the neck protectively. "Stay awae' from ma gurl, bruh." 

You blush shyly, rpoud of your big, strong boyfriend. 

"Don't worry- hee-hee," says the stranger. "I came here to find inspiration for my new album." 

"Oh, a- a- a- a- a. a-are you f--f-f-f-f-famous?" 

"I would say so, hee-hee. I'm Michael Jackson."

MICHAEL JACKSON,.I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, Y/n thinks. He reads your mind and winks. 

Damien punches him through the eye as a sign of respect. It's a Slovakian thing, but that is okay because Micheal Jackson in secretly Slovakian. 

"I ran away with my lover 2pac and developed a curte for AIDS and cancer. The problem is, we can't publish it because we're both thechnically dead." 

Damien stocked his chin. "Bring us to 2pac," he orders. 

Michael layed on his stomach and got the two of you to stand on his back. Then he took flight. 

At 2pacs house, he showed us the cure for cancer and AIDS. "Take care of this well and publish it for us," he said telepathically. 2pac decided that since he was technically and legally dead, there was no need for him to move his mouth to speak so he bacame psychic. 

You and Damian say goodbye to the couple and start to walk back to the speedboat. Damian was visibly angry; he was literally shaking so hard the ground shook along with him. 

"W- what's wrong?" you inquire shyly. 

"I cain tell ye lik' tha' Micho dude a lil' too mach," he says. 

"N-no! Absolutely not! In my mind, there is you and only you. Nobody's perfect, glistening whiteness can compare you yours. You are the white blood cell to my bloodstream, you are my lifeline." y/n blushed as she declared her love, and damian blushed his white blush too. he knew he could trust his bebegurl. 

Then, impusively, y/n had an impulse. "We should get married!" she says, and Damian's only reaction was to jump so high he disapread. you then went back to the speedboat and went home.