You were almost done editing your video "CALLING CHEF SALTBAKER AT 3AM!! (OMG HE ANSWERED)" and thinking about how this thing is so fucking fake but yet you have 5 million subscribers. You finished up adding SFX and stuff and decided to go to your couch, sit back, and watch a movie.
You made some popcorn and opened Netflix on your TV. (netflix was shit tho so you chose some random movie) You sat back and ate your popcorn, and watching some dumb thing about some animated bear and deer getting into weird hijinks together.
As you silently regretted your pick, you heard a knock at the door. "ah shit" you mumbled. You paused your dumbass movie, wrapped up in a robe-like fashion with your blanket, and slowly opened the door. "oh look it's chef saltbaker with a knife WAIT WHAT"
S L A S H
