Boo Bitch! - Mastermind AU

First Come First Serve

"How'd yah like them apples Celestia?" I said grabbing Celestia's chin and forcing it at my face. "F-FUCK YOU!" Celestia screamed spitting in my face. "That wasn't too sanitary! What would your mom think about this behavior?" I scowled while choking her. She gasped and gargled aggressively. "Hush. You choke to loud." I whispered choking her harder. "Is choking supposed to be quiet?" , "Ah shit! You've got to be fucking with me!.. Ugh.." I moaned letting go of Celestia. "Shocked to see me cutie?" , "Nah, not really. I was expecting you to come help your scrawny girlfriend!" I exclaimed cracking my neck. "It's like you have a spidy sense Kyoko!" I said pulling out my gun, I pulled the trigger six times. Blank shot, clear target, and a silencer! She was out like Christmas lights. "Guess that spidy sense gave out." I said disappointed. Celestia cried behind me, she screamed and ran towards me. I spun around and grabbed her wrist. "Trying to hit me with a brick?! Wow.. That's so low. Your girlfriend isn't dead, I hit her in savable spots. Your lucky if she hasn't bleed out." I snickered smiling at her and dropping her wrist. "Well! Chop chop! She doesn't have all day!" I smiled while Celestia ran past me. I quickly reloaded my gun and put it up to her head. "Oh and.. Boo Bitch." I grinned before pulling the trigger. I kicked her dead body and spat on her. "How'd you like that BITCH!" I said mockingly in a British accent. "Ngh.. Why'd you have silver bullets!?" Kyoko screamed while getting up. "What else was I supposed to have!? Gold bullets? For all you know I could have been hunting a werewolf.." I complained while Kyoko unbuttoned her shirt and took off her bulletproof vest. "Let's just go Ghost.. Golly.. One of these days you're gonna actually kill me!" , "That day be a blessing!"