• JEFF BEZOS!? •

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by IMABAKABADDIE

by IMABAKABADDIE

Third Person POV:

FINALLY, Bo realized the one and only hottie he was making out with was... ELON MUSK!?
Oh wait, he has hair and isn't as rich. JEFFERY BEZOS!?

Bo's Perspective:

I WAS MAKING OUT WITH NON-OTHER THAN THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD... JEFF BEZOS!?

"Yeah you were baba jill,"
"HUH!? How did you know I said that? I literally said it in my head."
"I can read your mind cause we are soul mates and I've been looking for you my whole entire life!"
"Huh? But aren't you married with a family?"
"We can change that..."

Third Person POV:

Suddenly Jeff pulls out a box with a big red button on it, then pressed it.

"Jeff, what is that supposed to do?"
"Oh Nothing..."

*Back at Jeff's Home*

"So kids, what do you want for din-"

Seconds later his house blows up and ever body in it dies. 💕

*Back to the two hotties*

"WHAT!? Since when did you divorce your wife and also sell your house? It would've been on the news by now."
"Bo, Babe. Let's just focus on the present instead of the past."
"Okay, but for the record. You owe me a dumpling, I mean it. I won't fork it."
"What?"
"You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent."
"Ok, CALM DOWN. I can buy you all the dumplings you want. I'm the richest man alive currently."
"I love you, sooo much bae 😍"
"Same for you"
"Let's kiss again?"
"Kay"

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH 😍