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Lixue

HYUNG SO BASICALLY THERE WAAS
THIS GUY THAT USED TO LIVE NEXT
TO ME HIS NAME WAS JIN WELL NOT
WAS HE'S STILL ALIVE LOLOL AND HE 
WAS AN ALCOHOCIC WHICH IS FUNNY
BEVAUSE HIS NAME IS JIN AND LIKE GIN
IS ALSO ALCOHOL AHHAHAHAHAHHA
BUT BASICALLY OH ALSO JIN LIKES
SQUISHY BABY BUTTS BUT WAIT NO NOT
LIKE IN A CREEPY WAY LIKE HE THINKS
THEYRE CUTE??? NOT IN A CREEPY WAY
BUT ANYWAYS HE MOVED OUT WHICH IS
A SLAY BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIGGER SLAY IS
NO YOU DONT IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WHO MOVES IN. GUESS WHO
FRIGGIN MOVES IN RIGHT NEXT TO ME
CHAN CHRISTOPHER BAAAAAAAHNG

urmom
No way.
In hell.

Lixue
I KNOW RIGHT

urmom
No
I meant no way in hell am I
reading that

Lixue
Ou I was wondering how you
read it so fast ;-;

urmom
:|

Lixue
Mean hyung :'(

urmom
I'm your favorite hyung L

Lixue
I'm your favorite lil bro right :D

urmom
No

Lixue
Tsundere lookin butthead

Quokka
NO WAY IN HELL BITCH

Lixue
No please read it I put effort
into the paragraph

urmom
No I don't think you did 💀

Lixue
WHY ARE YOU BEING SALTY
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN
TO JISUNG NOT ME

urmom
YOUR ASS FUYCKING ATTACKED ME
IN YOUR APARATMENT

Lixue
YOU DOUBLE CROSSED ME YOU
TWAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON MY SWIDE

urmom
I've broken ties with you
Like how you broke my mf bones 

Lixue
IT WAS
A
PILLOW

Quokka
STFU
I READ THE PARAGRAPH
BITCH
OUT OF ALL THE FUKCING
APARTMENTS???????????????
NO WAY BRUH

Lixue
DAWG THATS WHAT IM SAYINNN

urmom
Chris moved in next to Felix?

Lixue
YOU READ NY PARAHRAOG???

urmom
No
Context clues

Lixue
Bffr :|

urmom
It ain't that deep 💀

Lixue
OKAY BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS

Quokka
Bro
This shit is unreal ong

urmom
I'm scared for your safety 

Lixue
Aww i love you too hyung :>
(Jisung I ain't tryna steal your mans)