A Demoic Cultivator Heir, A Prince to the greatest Empire, A Half conscious College Student, A Samurai who guards the shrine...
"One of these things is not like the others..."
(IT'S THE KINGDOM DOG!)
[SAYS THE Sniveling PEASEANT!]
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Now then... Let's back track abit. Ok.
*10 Hours Ago* "What do you mean Harem?"
(Think about it. You first Broke up with you're devil of an ex. You are then engaged toyou're close friend, Then you have that Girl Anima from the ship, and now you have these 4!)
[Woah woah woah woah. I agree that these 4 young women have been saved by Yzel. But I do not think they want to be his wives!]
(Nonononononono. No. Look. I have the ability called 'Succubus Glare', A Cultivation Techniques for women to learn the weakness and sexual attraction. They all have 86 to 137. See. 0 me neutral to others. 10-60 is General friendlyness, And after 70 to 80 is general attraction and 81 to 99 is sexual attraction and 100 is madly in love and above 100 is possessiveness. I can see several people with 81 to 95 attraction to you.)
"Well... Uh...."
(You're Ex girlfriend is obviously 137 which scares me, You're current relationship is 95 which I knew, That girl you save is 91, And these girls range from 86 to 90.)
I then felt the world around me shatter as I prayed (Yes an Atheist can pray) for God for forgiveness, As I was thinking g about Yaolin's ability something then clicked.
"Wait you said it's a women's technique... Yaolin did you use an item or skill that bypasses locks?"
(Well... I said Harem didn't I? Why not get the Baddest bitch ever?)
<YOU'RE A WOMAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>
[HUH!?!?!?!??!]
For the first time, I was shocked.
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