The next day at the school house was normal. But there where two Baldis 😩 The principal watched as they got romantic Infront of a bunch of children, but he didn't care. He only cared about getting what was his. The Baldi clone. He can tell who is who because he's been stalking Baldi all his life, one of the Baldis are flipped right, the other left. So their hairs are at different angles. But there was something sexy about this clone thought the principal...After school was over Baldi was in a restroom, The principal pinned the other Baldi to the brink wall, his crusty ass finger lifting back up from last night with a loud crack, The Baldi clone gasped and couldn't help but blush at the sexy man with an unhinged jaw. The principals boring ass voice echoed through the halls as well as Baldis shit exploding in the bathroom did. " Would you like to...go out for lunch ;)? " Said daddy principal. The Baldi clone gasped and screamed " YES DADDY WADDY MADDY CADDY LADDY ZADDY OADDY YADDY PADDY XADDY!!!!! " And they left Baldi with out a crumb of evidence. They skipped down the crusty ass blinding yellow brick road to the most fancy restaurant in the town, burger king. They did such romantic things there, like scoffing down food like a bunch of fucking pigs. But little did they know..
Baldi was standing there, stunned, heartbroken, teary-eyed, lost for words...
He couldn't believe his eyes...
Is this... true? 😰