Y/N's POV
When Y/N got home, he went around the house and unlocked all the doors and windows. When he finished doing that he went to his room and changed into a pear of rainbow shorts and plopped on his bed.
~Meanwhile with EJ~
3rd POV
EJ was sitting on the couch when- 'SLAM!!!' Said the door(jk, jk!)-The front door swung open as Jeff stormed in like a pissed off Bakugou. EJ turned to look at Jeff and ask,
"What happened to you?" EJ streatched his arms ubove his head and layed over the back of the couch. His bones cracked from sitting, unmoved, for 3 and a half hours straight.
"Some DUMBASS decided to save a girl from me!" He started and EJ nodded his head to continue, "Then this mother fucker fucking L I C K E D my cheak!!!" EJ couldn't help but laugh at how dumb that sounded.
"There is no way that anyone besides Nina would want to lick you." EJ stated with a tone of humor in his voice.
"Oh yeah? Well go track them down then! I followed them home so-" Jeff hands EJ a piece of paper with Y/N's address on it.
"Eh? What's this for?" EJ asked completely dumbfounded by the paper gift, "It's just a human."
"Yeah, a weird ass fucking human!" Jeff replied angerly, storming past the couch to the stairs. He stopped right before going up, "If you do go, be careful, there not as dumb as they look."
~Later(Again)~
EJ's POV
Ugh, I'm so bored. I thought as I walked along the edge of the forest. Maybe I could get myself a snack... That guys house isn't too far from here...
I walked up to that persons house that Jeff gave me the address too and started climbing his wall to his window. I found that it was unlocked so I opened it, and it was surprisingly quiet for a window. I opened the window all the way and perched on the windowsill.
Y/N's POV
I lay on my bed thinking about DNF, while looking through fanart of it. (I'm a massive DNFer so no hate please) I feel a slight breeze and look at my window to see what looks like a large cat sitting innit(I'm sorry I had too 🤣)
"Uh, are you a cat?" I ask with curiosity. Now, I know that you're thinking, and yes there is a chance I might die from a monster. And yes I am aware of how much I sound like a blonde in a horror movie. Wateva! Idc!
"Do I- Do I look like a cat?" The cat looking non-cat figure in the window asked curiously but deep voiced. They almost sound like they wanna take it as a compliment.
"Well, the only light here is from the moon behind you, so you look completely pitch black. And the shape looks like your sitting as if you were a cat punched on the windowsill instead of literally anything else, besides me of course." I say, sitting up and crossing my legs.
At that mmoment the figure jumps from the window and tackles me on my bed. The figure then pins my arms above my head, holding my wrists with the figures right hand.
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but what are your pronouns?" I ask, completely unscarred of the situation.
"Uhh, he/him? I guess you could call me an it too, considering I'm not human." He answered, that's when I actually focused on the figure hovering above me.
"Holly kidney beans..." I think to myself 8n dispilief.
"What?" He cocks his head to the side, "Did you just say holly kidney beans?"
"Shit, did I say that out loud?" I quietly questioned to myself.
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, you did." He said, "But what exactly do you mean by that?" I tense at his question and he notices, "I mean, you saying as if you realized something."
"Yeah," I sigh, "Eyeless Jack, I wasn't expecting to ever meet you- Then again, I wasn't expecting to meet Jeff either-OR TIM!!!
"Wait, you met Tim? Where?" EJ asked.
"The cheese factory. We were both looking for cheesecake." I say with a smile.
"How'd you know it was him?" EJ asked, cocking his head again.
"Well, he made Marble Hornets didn't he? I just recognized him." I roles us over, making him lose his grip. Then I got off him and sat at the edge of the bed, looking at the floor.
"Ok... But did you meet him?" He asked and I turned and looked at him.
"Yeah, we talked about cheesecake, annoyances, and life. Stuff like that and other random things." I said, shrugging my shoulders. He sat up and hunched over in silence with his head tilted slightly looking at me, as if he was wondering what is wrong with me.
EJ's POV
What the hell is wrong with him? I wondered in silence.
I jumped on him cuz why not. The unexpected part though, was that we both fell of the bed.
"WHY YOU GOTTA JUMP ME?! I'm a virgin mister!" He yelled, and I got so funfused.
"Wha-" Before I could finish, it downed on me what he said, and I jumped off. I hit my back on the frame of the bed and hissed in pain. I looked up and he was right in front of me with a shocked look on his face. That's when I noticed, my mask was moved to the side, Shit, it must've slipped off partially from the fall and knockback... I look down at my lap and put my right hand on half of my face.
"Wow..." He whispered.
Y/N's POV
"Wow..." I thought as I saw EJ's face. He looked up at me and his hand dragged ever so slightly down, but only by half an inch. He looked at me in disbelief and his lips parted as if he was getting ready to speak.
I take the chance I get. I reach both hands up and grab his jaw and head with my right hand, while I stick my thumb on my left hand in his mouth. He opens his mouth in surprise, just as I wanted him to, and I see three tongues, and sharp teeth. Out of surprise, he bit my finger. I didn't move, I just looked at him. He opened his mouth and grabbed my wrists.
I look down at my thumb for a few seconds, then up at EJ. He opens his mouth to speak, but I twist my hand and grab his wrist. I quickly bring it up to my mouth and bite. He hisses in pain and retracts his hand, letting go of my right hand to hold his. That's when I see his blood and realize I bit too hard. I can taste his blood in my mouth.
"Shit, I-I didn't mean to bite that hard!" I say, standing up, holding my left wrist up to my mouth and backing up, "I just, I..." I pause, sigh, look at my feet and mumble. He looks up at me.
"What the fuck did you say?" He askes, clearly pissed. (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻
"I said, you bite me, I bite you..." I say, looking up at him.
~Cliffhanger!~
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~Eyeless Jack X Male Reader~ TTwTT
FanfictionWell, you'll have to just read to find out about this FANfic. Puns. 😂 But seriously, you are a male in this story regardless of your rl gender, and you can choose what ur sexuality is, but it has to include gayness. Cuz u iz dating a guy in dis! I...