this is inspired by all the horrid wattpad fanfics ive seen over the years,, and it's all satire,, i can actually write pretty good,, this is all a joke.. that I spent months on.. grab some tissues,,snacks,, some tomatoes (to throw),, and enjoy this...
I woke up and groaned majestically like a girl (ewww women 🤮🤮)boss. "WAKE UP Y/N YOU HAVE TO GO TO UA HIGH TODAY GET OUT OF MY SIGHT," my abusive ahlcoholic mother said.
She had'nt been the same after dad big died in a crazy industrial firework incident. He had a yummy powerful quirk that I inherited along with my mom's piss doo doo anal feces quirk. She was the only thing keeping me from being an ultra rare legendary hybrid princess, so i kinda don't like her...
To be honest, im sooooo tired of her selling me to one direction, bts, mcr, and ignoring my very obvious relationship(s) with draco malfoy, every single bts member (at the same time UwU, i'm so quirky), the onceler, eren yeager, harry styles, noah beck, hermone granger, belatrix lestrange, my 9th grd science teacher, merlin from 7 deadly sins, ariana grande, approximately 134978373 emo girls and boys, ginny weasley, william afton, demi lovato, sir babygirl, jazmin bean, and my other bfs+gfs+partners!!!!(i swing all ways bc why not?? everyone loves me!!😆✌🏻)
I'm half wolf half demon half vampire half angle half human half royal princess half god half nintendo switch half egg half playstation 5 half among us half ogre half teletubbie half blobfish half delaney from 6th period science btw, so obvioysly i get sooOoOo many bitches😚😚😚‼️‼️ I got up and sighed while looking at my paper pale milk white caucaisan albino monkey bleach demon 2'1 figure with (bc why not) huge mommy milkers, bazonkers, boobalahonas, honkers, if you will and my 12793'5 long locks of light golden yellow blonde eggman piss hair. My blue ocean sky robin egg blueberry hydrangea orbs glistened as i cryed profusely looking at the mirror.
I'm not like all the other girls.
I wished i had brown shit caca dierrea eyes insted of my blue ocean sky robin egg blueberry hydrangea orbs while i put some of my long thin golden yellow shadow piss locks of hair in a messy bun... then I put on the outfit to go to ua high ignoring the female uniform dress code (bc females are b-b-b-b-b-b-bad)🤢🤢🤧🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 and cause i'm super quirky and one of da boys like that uwu uwu uwu🥰😍
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A/n note: heres the outfit guys😆😚isnt it sooo cute uwu⁉️‼️
