(actual authors note: pretty short chapter sorry lol)
So i did. Very loudly in front of the ultra rare noah beck zaddy of the school.. I felt so ashamed.
Hearing me cry, katty-chan seemed to break away from the infection i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- mean me taming him 0w0 oWo. He stared at me for a few seconds...
...and then slapped my tear-infested pale bleach vampire caucasian white crayon melanin deficient deviant skinned head, dragged my 12793'5 feet long locks of light golden yellow blonde shadow piss hair and launched me to the moon, then walked off, though not before pulling his size 1270593 uniform pants up bc they were dragging to the floor.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wow.... Hes such a hot b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-badboy.. Hes so find i wont him.." I thought while making sure the gash in my itsy bitsy head didnt bleed out.
After meating my medium rare hot zaddy mark zuckerberg soulmate backugo I quirkily walked pigeon-toed to my new school.. UA high😚😚😚!!!!
When i arrived, i walked smack dab into some other students‼️‼️‼️ "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sowwy...." i apoligized to the strange girls.
They all looked at me like😦😦😦 and then started huddiling in a circle and wspering... and since i have super human hearing (becz im almost a ultra rare legendary hybrid princess) i could hear it all...
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y/n meets zaddy backugo 😲😚😍🥰🥰(joke/extreme crackfic)
Fanfictionthis is inspired by all the horrid wattpad fanfics ive seen over the years,, and it's all satire,, i can actually write pretty good,, this is all a joke.. that I spent months on.. grab some tissues,,snacks,, some tomatoes (to throw),, and enjoy this...
