The New Girl

Houseguests are extremely annoying!

The wind blew across the silent room. The girl who was just discharged from the hospital, Gintoki, Tsukuyo, Shinpachi and Kagura were sitting on sofas in the living room. Shinpachi and Kagura were staring at the girl the whole time.  The girl was looking around the house with no particular expression, staring at the messy house. Food and trash were everywhere, scattering all across the wooden floor.

"Gin-san, you gotta introduce her to us!" Shinpachi whisper yelled at Gintoki. "The situation is becoming really awkward, you know? She is starting to realize how messy we are and our house condition, you know? It's bad. It's really bad!"

"Isn't it you brats' fault?!" Gin-san whisper yelled back. "Why didn't you clean up the house while I was away?!  Did you forget you are the maid of the house, Pachi boy?!"

"Oi! You guys! You are becoming really loud! We can hear everything you say! We have a guest, you know? Keep it down, you idiotic monkeys!" Kagura also whispered yelled beside Gintoki.

"You are the one who is yelling here! Now she is going to look down on us! Be quiet!" Shinpachi yelled.

"What was that, you four-eyed otaku?! You started all this!" Kagura stood up and yelled.

"But you were the one who called us bad names first! It's your fault too, stupid brat!" Gintoki stood up and yelled.

Shinpachi also got up and they continued quarrelling like 10-year-old kids. The girl stared at them in surprise. But Tsukuyo got irritated and she got up.

"SHUT UP!!!" she screamed as she threw kunais to the three people. Shinpachi and Kagura dodged in time but Gintoki was hit directly on the forehead.

"Gin-san takes 90 points of damage!" Gintoki shouted.

"Sorry for the mess," Tsukuyo turned to the girl scratching her head. "They are always arguing like that."

"No, it's ok," the girl replied. "It was fun watching,"

Shinpachi, Kagura and Gintoki sighed and took back their seats.

"You don't need to introduce since I already know your names," the girl started. "Four-eyed idiot, Pale-skin idiot and adult-acting-like-a-child idiot."

"No! You are wrong! That is not our name! And plus, it is an insult, you know! You are directly insulting us, you know?! Can a guest do that? Is that what it takes to be a guest?!"

"No, I think I am right. Do you agree with me, Tsukuyo chan?" the girl asked with a smile.

"Tee hee! I agree!" Tsukuyo replied with a smile.

"OI!! Miss Guest, you are really going too far, you know? Why do you only remember Tsukki's name? I introduced you too! I am Sakata Gintoki! I also looked after you at the hospital!"  Gintoki shouted.

"No, you didn't. You were always at Pachinko Parlor when Tsukuyo chan was beside me all the time!"

"You weren't awake for those five days! How did you know all about it?!" Gintoki asked surprised.

"No, I didn't know. Just a plain guess," the girl said looking at Gintoki.

"Talented! This girl is very talented!!" Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura said at the same time.

"...." Everyone went silent again.

"So... I know Gintoki san and Tsukuyo chan now... what about your names?" the girl asked looking at Shinpachi and Kagura.

"Oh, right. We haven't made a proper introduction. My name is Shimura Shinpachi. I work for Gin-san and I am a member of Yorozuya! Nice to meet you, Guest chan!" Shinpachi greeted.