satire yn story

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bakugo opens the car door for me, what a gentleman. i hop in and he gets in on the driver side. he drives off into the dark, taking me with him...

he puts on some katy perry... my favorite, h-how did he know?!? o.O

"i know you like this, bb." he winks and blows me a kiss.

blushing, i turn away, then realize weve parked already!

"this is my bro todoroki's house, yo. get out, brutha." bakugo demands. i do as he says, i dont want a punishment..! :p

he takes my slender hand and drags me to the door. r-romantic. before we even get to the doorstep, someone opens the door.

"bakubro! xD ive missed you bruhh!!!" the man has red spiky hair, and his pecs are showing through his shirt.

"omfg kiri :o" bakugo says to the person. they engulf each other in a hug. then he turns to me. "yn meet my best bro kirishima"

"o-o-oh h-h-hey....." i blush.

"hey yn" he slides a hand down his chest. i blush and decide to just walk through the door into the house.

inside, an elegant prince awaits me. i see him within seconds. the split hair, a-and the porcelain skin.... ngh

"whos this queen i see exquisitely strutting through the halls of my palace?" i look up and see that the man is smirking and he holds out a hand. i place mine in his and he lifts it to his lips. "i am called todoroki." he smirks again. "but you can call me daddy once were in bed"

"o-oh!" i say but all i can think is that smirk... hes the one for me...

bakugo walks into the room. "aye >:( get away from my girl!" he starts spinning his arm and walks over to da- i mean todoroki.

"n-no stop!! d-d-d-dont fight,,, :/" i jump in the middle of them. "do this for me..." i look at bakubabe. "please?"

bakugos face is all red. "a-a-ah y-yes yn... a-anything for u ><"

todoroki looks unamused but he steps back. "well if i cant fight bakugo... let me have your body" he gives me that smirk again and i almost pass out.

"oh but im sure yn is tired" kirishima pipes up. he winks at me. "id be willing to lend my chest as her pillow,,"

i think im overheating from how much im blushing... i thought i loved bakugo, b-but... todoroki and kiri.... theyre such gentlemen! i... i dont know anymore...

before i can tell what im doing, my legs are taking me out the door and down the street....