Check your damm receipt

Part 3 Dont want.....

trying to work out what drink i will have

today is the day that i must pay

i had a free drink which i earned on the app

but i knocked that back yesterday

i stare at the screens but there changing to quick

one minute cold drinks and then hot

then she asked sir have you a costa card

but i haven't a clue what i want

don't want character blend

don't want signature blend

especially when its served by a bellend

once again its the same poxy story

(all of the cold brew has gone)

and I'm sure that your dying to ask me

if i fancy a dry overpriced manky scone

don't want oat milk latte

don't want soy milk latte

just a latte that tastes like a latte latte

all this milk that aint milk is just irritating

(normal green top milk latte)

Well, there's more chance of herpes than getting cold brew

don't want bosch vegan slice

don't want new plant based ice

don't want m and s lentils with quinoa and rice

yes your active supporters of fair trade

that's lovely yes that's really nice

but the price i just paid for my coffee

i just want a good drink, really don't give a shite

don't want cinnamon swirl

don't want raspberry swirl

£2 for 2 biscuits your going to hell

im sure that pile of milk needs refrigerating

(WHYS IT been left on the floor)

When I want a treat then my coffee is big

a 2 handled cup like a bucket

i struggle to lift it to take a big swig

so i now tend to say - ill have orange

Who has hibiscus tea

who has green mocha tea

Who on earth eats falafel with spinach and pea!

i think THAT i would rather go badger baiting

excuse me sir

do you know what you want

coz the queue getting stressed

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Can't you guess? Can't you guess? Can't you guess?

a flat white and an overpriced scone

well I've had a good think and what id like to drink

And its, C-A-P-P

I believe there's another 'A'

C-A-P-P-A

ill have orange

fuck it!