Check your damm receipt

Part 2 bloody hell

sign is out

there has been a spillage

coffee shop

selling cakes and such

overpriced

yet its full of people

often questioning

how much? how much?

how much? how much? how much?

everyones skint this place is busy always

my barrister is called adele

hot chocolate if you please

marshmallows sauce and cream

that's £6.40 please

well bloody hell

Good morning, how can i help

a large hot chocolate please

would you like to pay extra for a cup or should we just pour the scolding hot water into your hands

what drink id like is really not the question

not sure what organ i should sell? - pause

a panini cold or hot

is the same price as a yacht

there's no wonder folk are shouting bloody hell

i say, hot drink?

its bloody freezing

to much damm froth

my lips are chapped

who brings kids here

its bloody carnage

before you ask i have not got the app

Ah, im sorry to bother you sir would you mind moving while i mop

there plenty of seats outside

but its chuffing freezing

why can't you mop later

you can't sit in, i need to mop, how about a takeaway cup

I'm afraid not

feel free to sit outside anywhere you want

but not directly outside as i need to sweep there

bollox

apparently I'm a valued consumer

is this place ran by the cartell

has my order been forgot

will i die of thirst or not

there's no wonder folk are shouting bloody hell

for 25 pence extra

would you like to switch to our new blend

smooth with a silky texture

we'll do anything we can to make you spend spend

spend

once i went in there and they had no coffee

what type of coffee shop is that

we can offer milk or coke

it has gone beyond a joke

no wonder folk are shouting out

what is it folk are shouting out

your find there mostly shouting bloody hell

so how bout a sandwich