I jumped out of my bed. Its my birthday!!!!!
I was turning 17. yea. thats right.. 1 7 17.
Unfortunately I still had to work today, but I was kinda excited I would be able to go see my friends and coworkers!
I got ready for the day and walked out of my room. My mom greeted me at the bottom of the stairs.
"Good morning, Madbart! Happy birthday!!"
"Thanks mom!" I said as I gave her a hug.
"Well, off to work."
"You still have a shift today?" My mom asked.
"Yeah, but its okay. Ill be able to party it up once im off." I responded.
"Ok. Well have a good day!"
"You too!" I waved goodbye as I walked out of the door.
I pulled up to work at around 7:05. My shift didnt start until 7:15, so I still had some time. I turned on the radio and listened to some radiohead. I smiled and shook my head. "Lol im so quirky and different" I said to myself. I grabbed my bag and and pulled out a flask of truly. I could never get through a shift sober. Im just too different.. By the time the effects of the truly started to set in it was time for me to start my shift. I walked in and took my place by the register.
Finally my shift was almost over. I started gathering my things to leav-
tap tap tap tap
"Oh no" I said under my breath. Theres another customer. Hopefully they wont take too long so I can get back home and relax for my birthday.
The new customer made a B line for the back wall
Oh.... I watched as they practically ran to the special section.
It didnt take long for them to come back out and to the register with what they needed.
"Hi! Did you find everything ok?"
"Yup just this big ol bad boy please" They said with a sly devilish smirk on their face.
They slammed down the object. It was pink.. glittery? It was.. oh my god.
It was a 9 inch super deluxe pink glittery dildo.
I was shocked. I had never seen a customer buy this item.
The strange customer caught my prolong stare at the erotic object.
"Like what you see?"
I blushed.. "I- I" I stuttered.
I was so embarrassed and wanted quickly to leave this customer and hide under my bed sheets. I quickly grabbed the item to scan it. I was instead greeted with the resilience of the object "huh..?" I thought. I looked again. The plunger was suctioned to the counter. "Oh god." I said to myself. I yanked the object with such brute force that the object went flying back and hit me in the face. It hit me so hard that it left a red mark with the outlines of the details of the erotic thing. I quickly scanned it and threw it into a bag and shoved it to the strangers chest.
They laughed.
"hmm" They mumbled as they grinned.
"I suppose ill see you later then" They said confidently with a smirk.
I stood there pure red with my jaw hung low. I cannot believe what just happened.
My shift was over so I quickly headed home.
I opened my house door to a pitch black room.
"..Hello?" I asked with no response.
"Mom?.." I asked louder.
"SURPRISE!" The lights turned on and confetti flew in the air. My house was packed with family, friends, neighbors, and... them.
