The Sims fic: A phanfiction

Le story

Based on true events.

Phil ate Dans cereal.

Dan finds out.

Phil gets punished with the secks.

Phil gets babyfied from le secks.

Phils body becomes invisibled.

This happens because Dan forgot to buy male pregnancy clothes.

Phil says "Danuil I'z in Labor!"

Philluip squats.

Philluip grows a second anus.

Phlluip drops two twin girl babeis from anus.

Game glitches.

Phil goes to hospital to give birth.

Phil has nothing to birth.

phil is stuck.

Philluip dies of hunger.

We Fucked Up.

Danuil iz now a single father of two twin girls named Irony and Philllipa.

Danuil has to deal with a walking llama that leaves university baskets outside of his house and zombies that won't leave his rocking chairs alone.

Also a baby dragon lives with him.

Dragons name is Melapples.

The end.

We are sorry.