cursed one shots

the secret ingredient (Spongebob x Mr. krabs)

This was a normal day for Spongebob as he was getting ready for his job at crusty crab, as he left his house he saw a obese ginger guy in glasses who said "but actually Spongebob is canonically not interested in dating and Mr crabs is canonically straight" As the nerd finished his sentence he exploded and his remains were everywhere so because Spongebob is secretly a psychopath he ignored what happened and walked to crusty crab. As Spongebob finally arrived at crusty crab he saw his co-worker squidward who was behind the counter looking breedable like always so Spongebob said "hi squidward I guess you got here before me" Then squidward looked at Spongebob and said"hello Spongebob I hope I won't need to see your face for the rest of this day "Spongebob like always ignored the mean part and headed out to the kitchen in which he started to make crabby patties. As time went down Spongebob become curious about the secret ingredient of crabby patties so he went to see his boss about it, as Spongebob entered his boss office he noticed that Mr krabs quickly turned off his laptop and then Mr krabs said"with what can I help you Spongebob my boy "as Spongebob heard these words his heart started to race faster and that was because Spongebob in secret has a crush on Mr krabs but he was never brave enough to tell his boss about this, Spongebob quickly snapped back to reality and said" Mr krabs I have a very serious question "Spongebob then took a big breath in and said " Can you tell me the secret ingredient of crabby patties "Mr krabs then looked a bit annoyed and said" How can I know that I can trust you and that you aren't plankton in disguise , so tell me something only real Spongebob would say"as Spongebob heard Mr krabs he started to sweat a little since he didn't know what to tell so he swallowed his spit and said"I love Mr krabs "this made both Spongebob and Mr krabs extremely red even though that Mr krabs was red Spongebob could tell that he was blushing and after 5 minutes of uncomfortable eye contact Mr krabs said" Spongebob my boy I need to tell you something so come closer "Spongebob then walked over to Mr krabs's desk and started waiting. Mr krabs then said" Spongebob I actually was in love with you since you started working here after I saw your juicy ass and your ready for penetration holes and your stupid cute face I fell in love with you but I didn't tell because it's isn't okay for someone to be dating their boss , so that's why I hid it from you through all these years "after Spongebob heard Mr krabs words he wasn't sure of he was supposed to be happy or surprised that his crush also has feelings for him so he said" Mr krabs I didn't know that you also feel this way like I do so I have one question left "then Mr krabs looked at Spongebob and replied with" Go ahead boy ask me anything now"then Spongebob took a big breath and said"Mr krabs please become my boyfriend "as Mr krabs heard it his cheeks become even more red , then Mr krabs smiled and said" Yes I would love to "then they both start to kiss passionately and Mr krabs puts Spongebob on his desk and takes off Spongebob's shoe and he starts to lick it as Spongebob says" M-mr krabs we shouldn't be doing this at work someone may find out "then Mr krabs stops licking and says " Don't worry Spongebob my lover we will go to my house and do it there probably "then Mr krabs picked Spongebob up and left his office while squidward says" Where are you two going "then Mr krabs turns around and says" We will make the secret ingredient "then they left as squidward turns around confused then he hears Larry the lobster saying" I would like to order a krabby patty with your ink all around it "as squidward heard it he was confused and said" What the fuck is wrong with everyone today ".
As both Spongebob and Mr krabs left Krusty krab they enter Mr krabs car and use it to get to the Mr krabs house but they don't know that plankton got inside the car, as they finally arrived at Mr krabs house they entered it then Mr krabs said" Pearl is not home for another 8 hours so we can have the most hardcore sex you ever had in your entire life "Spongebob blushed while plankton was wondering if he heard it right so both Spongebob and Mr krabs went to the bedroom. They both started to take off their clothes while seductively looking at each other as they both were naked Spongebob then layed on the bed and said" Rail me daddy krabs " Mr krabs liked this nickname so much that he became even more hard than before so he quickly started to lick Spongebob foot with every lick Spongebob was trying not to cum, lick after lick it was making Spongebob extremely horny but he knew that was just the beginning so after Spongebob feet were more clean than saitama's head , Mr krabs then came up to Spongebob and put his fictional crab dick into Spongebob's butthole he then started going in and out repeatedly before he came so hard that his cum was spilling from every hole it made Spongebob moan so loud that everyone in bikini Bottom heard it but they didn't know from where it was coming, Mr krabs then grabbed Spongebob head and said"now suck everything you see"Spongebob then started to suck all the cum from Mr krabs bed every single drop of it before he started to lick Mr krabs dick clean before to suck Mr krabs's dick as he was sucking Mr krabs came but Spongebob didn't stop sucking it made Mr krabs say"oh my boy please stop sucking for the love of God "so Spongebob stopped but then plankton come out from his hiding spot saying" What the fuck are you 2 doing I only wanted to steal the formula not listen to this fucked up shit and I know that the next thing you wanted to do was whip Spongebob and ride him like a horse like what the fuck I hope I get hitted by a fucking truck so I can go into a coma and forget all about this"both Mr krabs and Spongebob were surprised but then Mr krabs grabbed plankton and said "Spongebob my boy we need to get rid of the him" Both Spongebob and plankton were confused and Spongebob asked in a panicked voice "what do you mean by that"they then went to the kitchen and Mr krabs put plankton in a closed jar with air pockets in it then Mr krabs said" We could make him go through terrible things like drown him in cum or I could put it in my ass and he would suffocate but that would be too much works so let's just make a gas leak and I will make pearl eat his corpse since she's a whale "Spongebob then agreed. Mr krabs then send Spongebob to sandy for the gas as Spongebob was walking to sandy he saw karen looking at him which made him stressed a little since karen is plankton's wife and he hasn't returned yet but karen then disappeared and Spongebob made it to sandy's house as he enter it he saw sandy and she asked" Oh hello Spongebob what's the reason your here"Spongebob then replied with"Mr krabs need gas "Sandy's expression then changed and she said" You got the money"Spongebob then threw her the stash Mr krabs gave him.
After some time the carbon monoxide was ready so sandy gave it to Spongebob in non suspicious looking package and when Spongebob was about to leave sandy then said"call me next time you need me to make something "Spongebob then nodded in response and left he got to Mr krabs house safely and as he entered the kitchen he said" Mr krabs I got the gas "then Mr krabs smiled and said" Very good my boy"he then took it from Spongebob after giving him a kiss on the forehead , they then released the gas into plankton's jar as carbon monoxide was going closer plankton started to lose his breath and started coughing before he died after that Mr krabs and Spongebob started cleaning the mess.
1 hour later
After cleaning Mr krabs came up to Spongebob and said"let's go to sleep I will show you the secret formula"they then went to sleep after waking up Mr krabs picked up his phone and called sandy saying "we got some cooking to do partner" After that Mr krabs started cooking and he gave plankton's corpse to pearl who didn't knew that she ate a dead body after that she left , Spongebob wake up and saw Mr krabs making boiled eggs and beacon then he said to Spongebob "hello babe" Spongebob then replied with "hello daddy or hope you teach me the secret formula today" Mr krabs then did his signature laugh and said"arghargah Spongebob my boy eat the breakfast for I will show you how to do it later"they then started eating the breakfast after they finish it Mr krabs takes Spongebob through a shady alley and he then pulls out disguises and says"we need to change Spongebob my boy "while Spongebob is changing Mr krabs slaps his ass which makes Spongebob blush a little after they changed clothes , they continued walking to a black car after they start up they go to a cliff side near bikini Bottom in which there is a camper waiting for them as they enter sandy is already waiting there and when they enter Mr krabs says" Let me show you the magic in krabby patties "after that both Mr krabs and sandy start to make meth as they are done Mr krabs says" This is how you make the secret formula "after that they leave the camper for some fresh air (water in their version?) They saw her karen she was furious and it turns out she followed them there then both Mr krabs and sandy pulled out their guns and Mr krabs said" What do you want karen I don't want to have messy claws today"karen then furiously replied with "you killed my husband and now your going to pay for this with your life" Then her head opens and 2 turrets come out of her head and they start shooting so the meth team hid behind the camper as cover, they started to trade bullets but then karen suddenly turned into scraps and the meth team was confused but it turns out that one of their best clients a-train ramed through karen and he then said "nothing can stop the a-train" Before he ran away after that Spongebob asked "isn't he going to tell some people" Then Mr krabs laughed while patting Spongebob's back "a-train is one of our best customer both in legal and illegal business you think who gives him food and compound v" Everyone then starts to laugh before returning to their normal routine everything is the same except that now Spongebob and Mr krabs are both lovers and partners in crime now.

I'm going to hell for this but tell me if you want a part 2 of this one shot or squidward x lobster Larry spinoff