Multi-fandom incorrect quotes

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by Moxlikesbananas
by Moxlikesbananas
                                    
                                              Duncan (total drama): On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling? 
Courtney (total drama): In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Gwen (total drama)? 
Gwen (total drama): Probably "road work ahead". 
Hailey (Tmf): I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Kyle (South Park): While I'm gone, Courtney (total drama), you're in charge.
Courtney (total drama): Yes!!!
Kyle (South Park), whispering: Ryder (paw patrol), you're secretly in charge.
Ryder (paw patrol): Obviously.
Jay(ninjago): *Screams* 
Raph (TMNT(: *Screams louder to assert dominance* 
Hailey (Tmf): Should we do something?! 
Jake (Tmf), observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Deku (MHA): I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Lloyd (ninjago): Put spaghetti in it.
Deku (MHA): I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Milly (Tmf): Put spaghetti in it.
Deku (MHA): I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Pc principal(South park): Put spaghetti in it.
Deku (MHA): I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Deku (MHA): I think we're missing something. 
Lloyd (ninjago): Teamwork? 
Milly (Tmf): Cohesion? 
Pc principal(South park): A general sense of what we're doing?
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* 
Avi (Sta studios): So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 
Everyone: 
Player(STA studios): ...I did. I broke it. 
Avi (Sta studios): No. No you didn't. Jeff (Sta studios)? 
Jeff (Sta studios): Don't look at me. Look at Robin (teen titans). 
Robin (teen titans): What?! I didn't break it. 
Jeff (Sta studios): Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 
Robin (teen titans): Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 
Jeff (Sta studios): Suspicious. 
Robin (teen titans): No, it's not! 
Raven (teen titans): If it matters, probably not, but Milly(Tmf) was the last one to use it. 
Milly(Tmf): Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 
Raven (teen titans): Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 
Milly(Tmf): I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raven (teen titans)! 
Player(STA studios): Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Avi (Sta studios). 
Avi (Sta studios): No! Who broke it!? 
Everyone: 
Raven (teen titans): Avi (Sta studios)... Jeff (Sta studios)'s been awfully quiet. 
Jeff (Sta studios): rEALLY?! 
*Everyone starts arguing* 
Avi (Sta studios), being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 
Avi (Sta studios): I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 
Avi (Sta studios): 
Avi (Sta studios): Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Avi (Sta studios): Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] 
Lindsay(total drama): Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake 
Katie (total drama): You're in a prison cell :) 
Mr cheese(game-toons): You did great. Well, I got a 10- 
Katie (total drama): You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 
Raven (Teen titans): I got a 1! 
Katie (total drama): You're in... a cube-shaped place.