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Skaters Scammers

Note: 7 Weeks Before the Barbadians arrived.

It was nearing sunset as JT had been driving all over Quagsamire. He had been trying to find the skater twins that tried to scam him, but, considering that Quagsamire was the capital of Tongiyan, he found no success. JT decided to go back to the office and try again tomorrow. He parked and closed his car and entered the office. Kaiju was there contacting JT's clients about him cancelling all the appointments for today.

"Hey, Kaiju! Uhm, yeah change of plans. Can you contact them back?" said JT putting his hands on the table

"You're kidding," Kaiju responded with a, you could say dead, tired voice looking at JT.

"Please?" begged JT, Kaiju then got up from the reception chair and grabbed her belongings 

"Come on, Hey!" said JT, he didn't expect Kaiju to leave; Kaiju was already exiting as he was done working for JT. He tried to run after her but it was no use considering that JT knows her personally.

JT brushed away the thought of Kaiju leaving as he had other important business. He closed the front door of the office putting his blazer behind the chair and sat. The phone on Kaiju's reception desk rang and JT got up and walked over; he then picked up the phone that was continuously ringing.

"Eggmantraut," said Mushy expecting Kaiju to transfer him to JT.

"Yeah so, I've upset her," said JT with a tsk, his hand was on the table while his back bent, 

"Tragic, anyway. New client from Lian, Sharp. Now you might remember him as the guy who added trees that when you look into it kills your FPS. Lian needs him considering he's the lead of the engineering group for the Superlab." responded Mushy clearly not caring about Kaiju leaving.

A thought came over JT's mind as he wanted Kaiju back and wanted to apologize to her. "Hey Mushy, what about we do a deal?"

Mushy then sighed "What?" Asked Mushy

"I'll get your client scot-free, you get Kaiju back. In other words, I'll scratch your back you scratch mine!" Scoffed JT "So, great deal right?" 

Mushy gave another sigh and hung up the phone; JT took it as a 'yes' he decided to deal with the client tomorrow as he had no energy. He had nothing to do at the office considering most of the clients were informed that their appointments were cancelled so JT just drove to his home and slept.

It was exactly 9:00 AM sharp, JT was ready to drive to the police department to meet with his client but thoughts of Kaiju were going all over his head. JT stopped the car's engine and contact Mushy if he had talked to Kaiju but, Mushy didn't respond.

JT finally was able to focus on the road and drive. 

JT parked his car and walked to the department with a briefcase in his hand and a '2nd Best Lawyer' mug. When he went inside the room where Sharp was, he was a bit surprised as nobody was here to interrogate him or get any information, but then again Mushy never told JT what Sharp was in for.

"Sharp" asked JT to what seemed like a sleeping person; Sharp had his hands on the table with his elbows bent to where his head can rest, he seems more miserable than ever, after making the Ruins Map he had gone bankrupted. 

Sharp was caught off guard and panicked "Oh! It's you. I thought it - was Belal." said Sharp anxiously, breathing deeply

JT gave a chuckle and sat "So, what you in for?" asked JT putting his briefcase on the table and sipping from his 2nd Best Lawyer mug.

"Well, I added 'Illegal FPS Trees' in a game I've been working on..." Sharp was cut off as he saw JT giving him the silent hand gesture

"Oh, right," said Sharp quietly coming into his senses. 

JT discussed with Sharp about him pleading innocent, after the conversation between him and Sharp, JT got out to check on other clients. He had a harder time as he had lost his receptionist, most of the people who didn't know were waiting outside of JT's office for hours but he wasn't there.

JT was walking in the hallway walking to the exit but he saw agent YEAOS Shritter with other FBI agents discussing something. JT then approached them and said with a smile on his face "Gentlemen, I sense that you're discussing my client anything you care to share with me?" 

"Sure, your commercials, they suck ass." said YEAOS with the agent behind him chuckling "Seen better acting in a epileptic whore house." 

JT also smiled sarcastically and responded "Is that like the one where your mom works at? Is she still offering the two for one discount? Heh, FBI huh? First street bust, what would two feds want with that little twerp?" asked JT raising his eyebrow, waiting for an answer from YEAOS who was standing there awkwardly, Shritter's smile was almost turning into a frown but he resisted.

Mushy had been looking all over for Kaiju, he went over to her house but she wasn't there. Her car wasn't also there. He then tried to call her and to Mushy, surprisingly she accepted the phone call.

 "Oh, uhm, hello Mushy," said Kaiju while driving; She had her phone on her shoulder and her head bent over the phone as her hands were on the steering wheel

"Kaiju, I need to talk to you, where are you?" said Mushy

"Well, I'm looking for a job, and if I do I'm resigning from JT." Responded Kaiju while driving "Sorry Mushy, but I'm ending the call now, its pretty hard to drive." 

After Kaiju had hanged up Mushy gave a sigh but that's all the things that he needed. He traced Kaiju's GPS from her phone and got inside of his car and started driving.

Kaiju was arriving at a hospital who were hiring people with experience. Kaiju was going to apply for a nurse as she graduated college with a medical degree. She parked in the parking lot, stopping the car's engine. She opened the car's door and got out locking the doors. Kaiju was walking to the main building while Mushy was just arriving.

Kaiju walked through the entrance of the hospital and went to the receptionist "Hey, uhm, is the hospital still hiring people?" asked Kaiju to the receptionist 

"Hm? Oh! Yeah, well," the receptionist then grabbed a application "After you fill this, you can give me your resume, and, finally after all of that I'll tell you where to go." said the receptionist handing the application to Kaiju

"Alrighty, I'll get this done." Kaiju grabbed a pen from the receptionist's table and sat down to write. She wrote her name, but she was distracted as one of the TV's was playing a episode of The Office.