Hello! My name's James. But you can call me Jell-o. People call me that when I'm havin' a fit, or when it seems I'm 'unstable'. Funny, right? I've heard these words a million times, so I know what they mean.
Anyways, I wanted to introduce myself to you. I can only eat steak and lettuce, and I can only drink milk. That's 'cause my docs concluded, one day, that I was a super-taster. I do not like other foods. I dunno if I can even eat other foods. Thus, I don't eat anything else. But let me describe my looks. Blue eyes, frosty-blue hair (I dyed it once), and pale skin. I wanted to look like Jack Frost. But, anyways, I am crazy. You could say I was literally the craziest person in the known universe, but I don't care.
So, wanna know how I got here? It was a stunt. A stunt no other man would think of, let alone do. I jumped. Off a cliff. Into 1,000,000,000 ft deep water. But, instead of landing directly into the water, I hit my head on a rock. It wasn't so super serious. Just a bump. But that's when it started.
