(ReWritten) Helluva Boss: A New Shot

Spring Broken

It was early in the morning, Blitzø was driving the gang to I.M.P. in his gray van.

"I love this song!" Blitzø began to sing along with the radio, pausing every so often so he could remember how the lyrics went.

Loona sat in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie was covering his (non-existent) ears in the seat behind him while Millie smiled with her head out the window. Meanwhile Erlik was sitting between Moxxie and Millie, smiling slightly at Blitzø's attempts to follow the song.

♫Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare. Thought it might be love, but you went--♫

Blitzø pulled the van into the parking lot, making their way to the last spot at high speeds. As a pink car pulled into the remaining parking space before they could.

"Holy shit-!" Blitzø slammed on the brakes and the van skidded to a stop near the pink car. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzø pulled a megaphone out of the carport and began to yell through it at the driver of the pink car. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot..."

Verosika stepped out while in high heels and with her shades on.

"Oh shit! Verosika!" Blitzø lowered his megaphone in shock.

Verosika blew a bubble from her gum before it popped moments after. "Blitzo." (Pronounced as spelled.)

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo fell out of the van and faceplanted onto the ground. "...three rings down!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

Verosika flipped her hair back. "They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups..." Verosika took a swig from her bottle and wiped the edge of her mouth with her thumb. "...So your sister says hi."

Blitzø angrily stepped in front of Verosika. "Why are you parking here?! This is the only parking spot my company has. So take your tampon race car somewhere else."

"Actually, prick, it has my name on it." Verosika pointed down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P crossed out on the ground beneath it.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely-more successful companies in the building."

Loona watched from the van in shock. "No way..."

Erlik leaned up to the back window "Is that? Verosika Mayday?"

"And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

"A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!"

"Aw, you mad, Blitzo?" Verosika started, moving her sunglasses up. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car—"