(ReWritten) Helluva Boss: A New Shot

C.H.E.R.U.B.

A commercial began on a small old fashioned TV in the board room, a shot of the golden heavenly gates opening up on top of a field colorful clouds amongst the sunlight. The buildings in the background were slightly slanted and covered with cloud-shaped roofs of blue, orange and white. Another pair of golden gates had three golden eyes on the top. In the background lay the halo-surrounded silver city.
Cletus appeared on the screen.

"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"

An upbeat jingle soon began.

The clip showed a man falling to his death without a parachute. "Owie!" appeared in a bubble over the man.

Collin sang, "Does it make you want to cry?"

Keenie: When your loved one has to die?

As another human got run over by a speeding train. "Oh No!" appeared in a censoring thought bubble.

"Does it hurt you through and through...?"

A man was shown accidentally shooting himself in the face in a "Man Cave." "Oopsie!" was in another bubble over his face.

"When you face is turning blue?" They all sang as a mustached man struggled to breathe in a hangman's noose.

"Well luckily for you!" Collin began

"There's something we can do!" Cletus added as he smiled against the sunrise clouds.

"We can help keep them alive!" Kennie finished.

They all posed in a side hug and sang together:
"So you can watch them thrive!"

The three cherubs flew together side to side as their logo "C.H.E.R.U.B." appeared in bold orange and gold letters on the screen with the registered trademark.

"Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!" they all sang.

"We'll save your honey bun from dying violently!" added Collin.

The next series of clips showed the sheep saving people from muggers, natural disasters and various accidents. Cletus rescued a woman from a pack of animals while Keenie shoved a frightened Collin toward them, as he held a wooden plank with a nail in it.

"Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!" they all sang.

"No, we never even ask a fee!" added Keenie.

The next clip showed a human handing dollar bills to Cletus, who waved out a dismissive hand.

"Because good people spread the love!" Collin sang.

The next clip showed Collin and Keenie hugging each other as yellow hearts spread out in all directions.

"And we're here for all above!" Kennie sang.

The next clip showed a spinning earth with more glowing hearts around it in every direction.

"We do the paperwork for you!" Cletus said as an exhausted Collin rapidly wrote at his desk surrounded by piles of paper around him. A white puppet sat on his desk by the "in box". A nearby sign displayed a message from God: "Surround yourself with people who will lift you up. So ditch your loser friends you can't use." God was promoting a snobby rich mentality for the citizens to be "nice" and keep up their appearances.