All rights go to the game 'Watermelon Playground'. As the title says, it's from a rp that I ended up making to a fanfic for no real reason other then funny. Don't take this seriously, as this was just made to be a shitpost
Watermelon was talking to Corn's dumbass. Corn had currently made a theory that Pumpkin was the modernized Frankenstein and the hospital was running test's on him, being why Pumpkin hasn't died of blood loss yet. Or perhaps they were making him immortal, but the catch was that he couldn't use his lower body anymore until they found a way to help him with that problem.
"CornHub, you know damn well the hospital does not give two shit's about us. They're only helping us cause they kind of have to."
"Yea well, I feel I was onto something. I don't need your criticism." Corn, tried to, give Watermelon a stern stare but failed miserably while doing so. Watermelon laughed his ass off and Corn felt nothing at this point. He was done with everybody's bullshit.
Just then, Apple came in. He looked exited about something.
"Guys! Guys! I was told I only had one more year left and I'll be free from this place!"
"Ay, that's sick!" Watermelon stood and started to yippie!!!!! with Apple. They both were jumping in joy. Apple cause then he was closer to not seeing Watermelon again. Watermelon cause he was closer to not seeing Apple again.
They were celebrating. Pumpkin crawled in (they don't give Pumpkin a wheelchair so he just crawls everywhere) and sat next to Corn.
"They're a bit happy, huh?"
"Yea."
They both watched, until...
"Hey, Pumpkin. I dare you to do something." Corn had a look of mischief on his face and Pumpkin knew what he wanted him to do. No further explanation was needed from Corn, as Pumpkin already went on with his mission to do exactly that. The two men didn't see the orange fellow crawl up to them, like at all. They were to busy celebrating.
"Oh no! It would be a real shame if I accidently bumped into somebody- OW!"
Pumpkin then crashed Apple onto Watermelon. Corn was holding his laughter in and Pumpkin was giggling more than he probably should have. Then they burst into laughter. The silence was filled with only them laughing. It took awhile for them to stop and still see Apple on top of Watermelon.
"Hey, you can get up now." Pumpkin said. Although, Apple looked... like he didn't want to move?
"You.. You okay?"
Upon further examination, Pumpkin saw that-
"CORN. APPLE IS MAKING OUT WITH WATERMELON!"
"hE'S WHAT?!"
"GET YOUR DETATCHED HEAD OVER HERE AND LOOK!"
Apple truly was making out with Watermelon. He knew what he was doing. Watermelon didn't, and so he panicked before shoving Apple off and wiping his mouth. He blushed, quickly stood and ran off.
"Ah.. Oh.. He left."
Apple was a bit disappointed Watermelon ditched him. He wasn't even done yet. Corn followed Watermelon while Pumpkin was stuck with Apple.
"So, ehehe... you see the game last night..?"
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"Get your depressed ass out here and come talk to me."
"Uhm, no."
"WATERMELON. YOU'RE ON MY LAST STRAW. i WILL KICK THIS DOOR DOWN!"
"Do it."
Corn did exactly that and Melon was almost impressed, but scared of his power that moment.
"There." Corn huffed before sitting next to Watermelon on his bed. "So how was it?"
"What?"
"Your kiss. How was it."
"Weird! I felt his- his, eugh. His toung and- and."
"Okay nevermind. No more details." Corn left. Watermelon was still in shock. The doctor soon came in.
"Melon? Right?"
"Yes."
"We decided to revoke you and Apple of your dorm privileges. You'll be in the group room with Corn and Pumpkin."
"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!!"
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