A/N: Hi, I just wanted to say that none of these jokes are mine and I am not trying to make it look like mine. In these jokes I don't mean to be offensive so if I am in very sorry. And that's about it soooo enjoy!
I wanna be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, and then walk into a pole.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I'd throw it at you!
I am your best friend remember that. If u fall I will pick you up......after I finish laughing
A good friend would offer you their umbrella when it's raining.....your best friend would steal,yours and say "run, bitch run."
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them they just smile at you and call you something equally offensive.
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Funny random stuff
DiversosAre you looking for a laugh, want to smile? Then you've come to the right book! Read on if u would like to read funny random stuff
