Hey guys! Here's another poem that I had to write about myself for school. I tried to make it funny but idk how it rly turned out. Love ya <33
I work at Cows, which is ironic because I'm vegetarian.
Sadly, my favorite pastimes are listening to podcasts;
Surviving papercuts;
Drinking cold apple juice;
And avoiding pollen for the health of my sinuses.
I once got gum stuck in my hair minutes before we left for the airport and had to cut it off,
And I bent the growth plate in my wrist while snowboarding
for the first time.
Out of the great horrors in the world,
heights and cold weather take the cake.
Speaking of cake, my favorite is chocolate
Basic maybe, but it never gets old.
Once I had a fish,
Who perished at the hands ( or teeth maybe)
Of my brother's fish.
Who knew it was a bad idea to keep
two prehistoric grow-your-own fish in the same tank?
I fell when I was younger and nearly
impaled my eye on the corner of a table.
I hit my eyebrow instead.
There's a scar there
now.
I've been around the sun 15 times,
And the extent of my language knowledge is
English.
My brother seems to one day be
the bane of my existence,
and the next,
he's ok, I guess.
Anyways, that's a bit about my not-so-enigmatic self.
