Chapter 1: Fuck everything

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Everything was pretty awful.

So Cardin told everyone about Jaune's transcripts and before he knew it everyone turned on him like a prison bitch in the showers.

Except Velvet and Coco. Hmm I wonder who will be in the harem.

While Jaune was lying down in a pool of his own blood he thought about everything that happened.

Ren and Nora were mean. Ruby was mean. Blake was Mean.

Weiss...   well...

"Why are you mean to me?" Jaune asked Weiss after she froze and broke his leg.

"Well I could go into my backstory or something and explain my father and my struggles" Weiss began explaining to him. "But I won't" she responded before stabbing him again.

"Grr, you faked your transcripts! That's bad!" she yelled. "And also you're insufferable flirting!" and then she literally kicked him while he was down.

Yeah, that was totally wrong even though anyone that busted their ass to get into a place like Beacon would feel like a slap in the face to see someone get in by faking it and that Jaune's obnoxious flirting would obviously put Weiss at the end of her rope. But...  like... Jaune wasn't attempting to date her for her money....    so the constant harassment was justified.

But hey, she immediately resorted to beating up Jaune like the rest of the mob instead of just not talking to him, which automatically makes her grievances wrong and makes Jaune a victim and stuff.

While Jaune crawled across the ground, he thought of the others.

Of course Blake was mean to Jaune.

Well, she wasn't mean. But after finding out the truth, she didn't talk to Jaune, which she already didn't do anyway. Jaune was so hurt when Blake didn't immediately drop everything to instantly beat up everyone that even looked at Jaune funny.

Damn, Blake is such a bitch.

Once Jaune was about to go to Glynda's class to sleep because the rest of JNPR kicked him out of their room, he was stopped by Yang

"Hello faker. Get ready for your 9 o'clock dick flattening" she said and then beat him up.

"Why? You already trashed that bar and sexually assaulted that guy. Why do you care about my transcripts?" Jaune asked.

Yang laughed at that. "Oh, silly Jaune. Men can't be raped" she told him. And then she hit him again. Yeah. It definitely doesn't feel out of character for someone stupid like Yang to actually have issues with Jaune's transcripts after her own actions.

'Why does everyone in bad writing always act irrationally just to drive up conflict?' Jaune wondered while he was getting his arms blown up with shotgun blasts. Oh well. I guess that's something he'll never know.

Ironic, considering Jaune was voiced by an incompetent writer that does exactly that all the fucking time.


Anyway, the next day Jaune went to all of his classes and got beat up.

At lunch, Cardin beat him up.

Oh and by the way in addition to telling everyone about the transcripts he also told everyone that he saved Jaune from the ursa and not the other way around. And they all just assumed that Cardin was telling the truth. Including Ruby, Weiss and Pyrrha even though they watched Jaune save Cardin but whatever they're stupid.

"Wow. Look at you. Everyone hates you" he taunted Jaune.

And then Velvet and Coco came and beat him up. Cardin made some animal jokes at Velvet's expense. But it didn't matter because they kept beating him up.

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