The Grand Kutayi :)

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The light goes off in the venue. Everyone wonders whats going on. 

Jai and Pavan looks at center stage and sees two girls sitting on the stage who are heavily drunk and they start dancing on break up song from ADHM. 

Vishi cheers for them. Mp joins them. 

Rishi hits on MP's head. 

Rishi: Tu Kyun chilla raha hai?

MP: aap dono chilla rahe toh socha hamare jaan pehchan wale honge. 

Veer and Rishi smirk at each other. 

MP: ye kya ishare chal rahe hai. Ye cheating hai bhai. Aapdono ne mujhe chodke plan banaya. 

Veer: Tu aam kha na gutli kyun gin raha hai. 

MP: theek hai. lekin aap ko badhme bathana padega. 

Veer: theek hai chote zaroor. 

Mp Forgets everything and starts cheering for the dance. 

Javan who was cheering looking at those womens suddenly goes into a state of trauma when they lift their ghoonghat. 

Jai : Indono ko kya hua pagal hogaye hai kya. 

Pavan: patha nahi.. inhe dekh kar aisa lag raha hai ki kaafi zyada piya hai indono ne. 

They both start teasing Javan and falls on them. 

Jai and Pavan murmurs to them to stop but they have lost their senses. 

Veer and Rishi joins them on stage. 

Tani gets jealous looking at them.Suddenly Vishi Notices their jealous girl friends and wynks at them. They keep their hands on their heart and enacts as if they are pulling out their heart from there chest and offers it to Tani. 

Tani smiles holding each others hand. 

Suddenly the dance ends. 

Rishi: Aaj hamare sath do khas mehman hai jo Pavan aur Jai ke Kaafi acche dost hai. 

Veer: aur ye aap sab se kuch kehna chahthi hai. hai na 

he asks them  and they nods. Javan starts sweating. 

Maya: Ji haa.. Hum dono aaj kaafi zyada kush hai.. patha hai kyun 

she stumbles and chaya holds her. 

Chaya: Kyunki hamare pati parameshwar sorry pati naparameshwar hame chodkar kisi aur se shadi kar rahe hai... 

Taliyaaaannn.... 

Everyone are in shock.. except our beeji :)Beeji tries to play along with Vishi. 

Beeji : ye kya behudgi hai kaun hai tumhare pathi.

Maya : Pavan

Chaya: Jai 

Beeji : Mazak kar rahe ho aap dono. lagtha hai jo peeya hai tumhare sar par chad chuka hai. Mere Jai aur Veeru aise kar hi nahi sakthe.. Mera mathlab Jai aur Pavan.. 

Rishi goes and whispers. 

Rishi: Kaafi zyada over acting kar rahi hai aap thoda kam keejiye. 

Beeji winks and assures that she will. 

Beeji: Kya sabooth hai tumhare pass ke inhone aisa kiya hai. 

Maya and Chaya shows them all papers and photographs of their marriage. 

Chaya: Inhe Tanu aur bani ki jaidaath chahiye tha.. isiliye. 

Maya: Isiliye hame chod diya laughs with sadness.

Everyone pretends to be shocked. 

Veer and rishi purposefully circulates among the guests. 

Rishi goes behind tanu,

Rishi : Kaha thana ye pavan chavan se tumhari shadi main hone nahi doonga. 

Tanu looks at him in shock. 

Veer goes behind bani. 

Veer: Tumhe kya laga iss dhabbewale ke saath tumhari shadi hogi. 

Bani : Dhabbewala? 

Veer: Aur kya ithna khichdi pakanewala dhabewala hi ho saktha hai. 

Bani starts smiling. 

Everyone starts questioning pavan and jai and chachi acts innocents and orders everyone to teach those two guys a lessons.

Suddenly 

"Inn ladko ko hum sabak sikhayenge" 

Everyone looks at them. 

MP: Bhai aapne isiliye kaha tha ki mahila morcha walon ko niyotha dene ke liye?

Vishi smirks 

All members of Mahila morcha start hitting those two guys. They call police and hands over them to the police. 

Chachi starts pretending to be heartbroken. To teach TaNi a lesson she starts screaming.  

Chachi : Hey bhagwan mere bacchiyon ki zindagi kharab hogayi. ab mere in masoom bacchi se kaun shadi karega. Zindagi bhar kuwari ban kar rehna padega 

Vishi winks at beeji. Beeji understood. 

Beeji: Aap chinta math keejiye. Bani aur tanu toh ithni pyar bacchiyan hai inse toh kisi ko bhi pyar ho saktha hai. 

Chachi : pyar toh ho sakatha hai lekin ithne beijatti ke baad inse shadi kaun karega?

Raj looks at TaNi.. Before beeji could do something. 

Raj : Mere Bete karenge inse shadi. 

Rano : Ye aap kya bol rahe hai. 

Raj : Chup raho tum

Veer: Ye kya hamne toh inhe plan main shamil hi nahi kiya aur ye khud shamil hogaye. 

Rishi : Isiliye toh ye hamare papaji hai. 

Chachi : lekin

Rishi : lekin vekin kuch nahi. Jo hamare papaji bolthe hai woh hamare liye pattar ki lakeer hai kyun veer, 

Veer: ha ha.. 

Raj looks at rano. 

Raj : Mere bacche kabse mere baathein sunne lage. 

Rano: kya patha. 

AhTeni Smiles by covering their mouth. 

Chachi is very confused but she don't have any choice. 

Chachi : Theek hai bhai sab. Jaisi aapki marzi. 

ViShi looks at TeNi and wynks at them. They wynk back to show their affection.

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To be continued. 











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