Cats

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-continuation
Everyone was knocked out, an the only thing that can be heard is Len's snoring am the wind from outside.
"Len... Shut the fuck up"
"Snore"
"Dammit my head hurts.. Anyone else up?"
Fukase and sunny were the only ones' awake. Everyone else was asleep and Len was still snoring his heart out.
Fukase (whi somehow still had his spatula) slaped Len)
"I told you to shut up Len"
Len woke up in pain.
"I don't know how rin can stand you"
"Man fuck you"
Fukase glared at Len with his spatula in hand.
"... Nvm I'm sorry"
"Good now where the hell are we? It's dark as fuck"
"Basement..?"
"OH NO ARE WE IN A HORROR MOVIE?"
"Len shut the fuck up. If we were then this place will be full of sharp objects... And orphans"

Fukase gets his finger cut by something
"... SHIT-"
"Oh shit-"
"Len, buddy"
"Since when was I, your buddy?"
"Hen the killer gets here I'll tell him to kill you first. He'll put a knife on your throat so you can finally shut up. And I'll tell him to do that"
"Wow... Thats so mean"
"That's because I hate you, Len"
"I hate you too. Wait where's sunny..."
Sunny where's nowhere in sight
"Oh for fuck's sake. STAIRS"
"Oh stairs"
Fukase was very focused to hear sunny being sad or something.
"SUNNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. SUNNY YELL AND I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE"
Len felt a hand on his shoulder. Chills ran up his spine. Then he disappeared.
"AHH-"
"BANANA HEAD.... This is heaven now. SUNNY I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE JUST YELL"
"meow.."
"Meow..?"
A black cat sat next fukase.
"Wait.. Mewo?"
A yellow cat showed up.
"Oh shit cats"
The yellow cat started hissing at him.
"THE FUCK"

The yellow cat continued to hiss at him as the black cat was behind fukase hiding from the yellow cat. Fukase grabs the black cat and glares at the yellow cat. The black cat just let's it happen and slowly starts to fall asleep.
"Hm..cat" fukase pets the cat. He grabs his spatula still glaring at the yellow one. The yellow cat stops hissing and lays down looking at something in the distance.
"Len is that you?"
The cat looks at him then meows. Fukase says nothing at this. The yellow cat falls asleep rather far from Fukase while the black cat is half asleep in his arms.
"You are my cat now"
"Meow.."
"Your name will be caster"
Then Fukase glares at the yellow and says "yours is a bitch"

"Ugh my head"
"Huh? Kaito?"
"Yeah? Where's Len and sunny? WAIT IS THAT THEM?"
"Nope"
"Oh thank god"
"Don't be a fucking dumbass kaito. Don't be.. Don't be Len"
"I'm not-whatever... Where are we?"
"What makes you think I know?"
"I don't fucking know"
Fukase slaps kaito with his spatula.
"I'M NOT LEN DON'T SLAP ME"
"I WILL SLAP YOU ONCE MORE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP"
"FINE"
because of the screaming the yellow cat woke up and walked to the other cat
"Meow"
Then it tried to play with the black cat, it just stared at him
".."
"Meow!"
With a simple slap from the black cat, the yellow one walked away an into the unknown. Fukase gave the black a few pats. "Good cat"
The yellow one came back with another yellow cat. Let's call the other cat yellow cat two.

"MEOW"
"Yo caster"
Caster turns and walk to him.
"Good cat"
The cat started to purr.
"I'ma bring you to work when we get out of here"
"Can you bring a cat to a restaurant?"
"I am the manager plus he can stay in my office"
"Okay.."
The two other cats walk towards something in the edge of the two humans' vision an sat down. Fukase looks at that direction. The girl yellow cat looks at him, meows with it paw in a shooing motion to then opposite side of her. Fukase was very confused at this

"Do you think they want us to go over there?"
"Kaito shut up"
"Okay.."
Fukase hold his new cat as he walks towards the direction of the two cats, they notice him and started walking. He continues to do so. Kaito stays behind because the others might be confused when they wake up. But that would be the last time kaito saw fukase and the others because something grabbed him and he disappeared as well.
"The.. Fuck? Caster are you still here?"
"Meow.."
"Hm.. Still a good cat. Caster do you want to stay in my office when we get back? "
The cat just licked him.
"I'm taking that as a yes" fukase hugged the cat. It must have have been a bit too tight since the cat made a kinda grunt kind of sound.
"Oh shit sorry-"
The cat licked his cheek. Probably saying it was alright or something... The lick tasted like skin flakes.
"Hey that hurts-"
"Meow.."
Distant talking was getting louder and louder as the cats and Fukase walked.
"What the-oh you gotta be kidding"
The talking stopped as the people looked at him.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY YOU TWO"
"hello fuckass"
Fukase angrily grabs his spatula.
"AY WAIT PUT THAT DOWN"
"ALSO I SLAYED THAT MIKU COSPLAY BETTER THAN YOU DID MIKU"
"EXCUSE ME? NOBODY CAN SLAY THAT OUTFIT HARDER THAN ME"
"HAHA YOU WISH BITCH"

The two blond cats jumped onto the table and started eat the cookies on it.
"Anyways Rin.. Miku.. What the living hell are you two doing here?"
"We don't know.. We woke up here and these two cats, table, cookies and tea were here. These cookies are good want some? "
"You aren't fooling me. Rin I saw you at the entrance "
"What tea"
"The tea you dumb bitch"
Fukase put his cat onto the table and started having a tantrum.
"Oh my"
"BITCH I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH"
The two yellow cats started hissing at him.
"Oh btw.. Have you seen my brother? I haven't seen him since we went shopping"
Fukase looked like he was about to punch Rin. Was few minutes of silence passed.
"You gonna answer or what?"
"Rin.. You planned all this didn't you?"
"Maybe I did... What are you gonna do about it"
Fukase grabs his spatula.
"MIKU PROTECT ME"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? SLAP HIM? I DON'T WANNA TOUCH HIS CRUSTY SKIN"
"AY"
"It's true aint it?"
Caster and the other two cats jumped off the table to play.
"I'm gonna kill you.."
"Do it"
Fukase slaps Miku with the spatula
"OW I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY DO IT"
"I DO WHAT I SAT BITCH"
"FUCK YOU. JESUS IT HURT"

"EXCUSE ME?"
"YOU HEARD ME"
the cats started hissing at something in the distance. The yellow ones kinda looked like they were trying to protect caster. Maybe because he's younger.
"Huh...WAIT WHO'S TRYING TO HURT CASTER"
running footsteps left as fast as they went... A
Caster was gone.. So was the other cats but who cares about them.
"..."
"Okay we didn't plan that"
"Miku I'm gonna fucking kill you"
"WHY"
"WHO WAS THAT AN WHERE IS CASTER"
"WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW."
"AFTER THAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU"
"BACK AWAY OR I'M HITTING YOU WITH THE TABLE"
Fukase grabs the table like a spoon.
"TRY ME"
"..."
"You suck"
"repeat that"
Miku stared at him for a bit before sighing
"Let's just try to get that cats back okay?"
"Caster. WHERE"
"LIKE I SAID I DON'T KNOW"
"AGHHH"

"oh whoa look at that"
"What is it Rin?"
"A flouting chair and my brother probably dead on the floor alll the way over there"
"The fu-"
"He looks like shit"
"He always looks like shit"
"We agree for once"
The chair probably did a final blow on Len since it stopped trying to attack him.
"Caster?"
".."
"Caster you there?"
"Meow..." a meow. It was distant and quiet but still noticeable.
"CASTER"
"Meow"
The beast moves a bit to show a black cat on a throne. It wasn't exactly caster since it looked a bit demonic.
"THE FUCK YOU AREN'T CASTER"
"meow"
Fukase was extremely confused right now.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHERE IS MY DEAR CAT CASTER"
"Dead. Jk jk. He's with a black haired kid with an eye patch. They're currently sleeping"
"Oh.. Sunny"
"Now what brings you here spirit"
"CALL ME SPIRIT ONE MORE AND YOU ARE DEAD"
"Okay. What brings you here fuckass"
Fukase grabs his spatula.
"Ah. The amazing spatula"
"I'm going to kill you with this"
"Okay but first lemme lick myself so I can be the cleanest cat to die"
"The fuck. CASTER WHERE ARE YOU"
"I told you he's with supposedly sunny. People these days don't fucking listen"
"AGGGGHHHH WHERE'S SUNNY AND CASTER"
"In a dark void about twenty miles from you"
Fukase doesn't know what to do, so he runs to whatever direction he thinks his cat is at.
"CASTER"
-to be continued.

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