Tsukishima muttered curses under his breath as he walked out of math class, since they had exams coming up their oni of a teacher gave them extra homework to review. This was going to be hell, he had no idea what to do for a couple of those graphs and there was no way in hell he was asking his senpais. Suga-Senpai maybe but he doubted that he would remember how to do it and he had his own exams to worry about.
There was zero point in asking Tanaka and Nishinoya about it, they would probably make up some bogus method and try to sell him on it. Then the Idiot Duo, there was no way that was happening, maybe Yamaguchi? But they were in different math classes.
"Tsukki!" a mournful voice wailed from behind him, he groaned and cursed even more violently under his breath. "Yes?" you came running up to him while cramming your notebooks into your bag, "Did you not understand those graph problems? I'll help you if you help me do the parabola ones! I hate them so much!" he sighed knowing that you were the only person that could help him as much as he loathed to admit it.
"Fine. Practice is starting late today so I can study for a bit beforehand." you grinned at him, "Great! Thank you so much!" with that you dashed leaving Tsukishima wondering why his face felt like it was on fire.
He groaned before walking to his next class which just happened to be Modern Japanese... great. This was the one class that he had with the Idiot Duo and he hated it. Hinata sat in front of him and Kageyama behind him. He hated the class entirely solely for the reason that he had to help the two idiots constantly, they were completely helpless. None of them every remembered the proverbs and they could never figure out the themes of texts or even remember some of the kanji.
Thankfully, nevermind mercifully they had a substitute that day so he was able to distract himself with his phone while the rest of the class read from the text that he had already finished. He decided that for once maybe he would text that random person first and see what they were doing. If he could entertain them while they were bored they could do the same for him.
I'm bored. Wyd?
Rando-_-: Japanese class same as you. All first years have Japanese at the same time remember?
Tsukishima stopped and looked around to see who was on their phones sadly the whole class was so he had no idea who the heck he was texting.
Sadly I do remember. Won't you tell me who you are Stalker-San?
Rando-_-: Nope *_* figure it out yourself lol
You're terrible
Rando-_-: I could say the same to you Tsukishima-Kun
I hate you so much rn
Rando-_-: But you're not bored anymore right?
True. True that.
Rando-_-: Anywayyy how is volleyball going?
How do you know I play volleyball?
Rando-_-: You cant be serious?
What do you mean?
Rando-_-: Half the girls in our year are obsessed with you idiot. I have no idea why personally.
Me neither lol
Rando-_-: Wow, so honest.
I try. And how do you figure that? Does everyone follow me? Are you from a gang of Tsukki Stalkers?
Rando-_-: HA I wish that would be really funny. But seriously half the girls I know spend their time watching you from the gym windows, you really should get some curtains
Ill do that after I finish throwing up
Rando-_-: In Japanese class? Man the teacher would have no idea what to do
"Can anyone tell me what the kanji for vomit is?"
Rando-_-: NO
Unsurprising you seem like the person to only know what the kanji for shit is
Rando-_-: Of course, I even know the stroke order what do you take me for?
I am sadly unsurprised
Tsukishima had to put his phone away when the teacher passed out a packet. Lovely. He absolutely hated proverbs his brother would always quote them at him, as if it meant anything coming from him.
He pulled out his pencil and started answering a couple of questions until his phone buzzed yet again.
Rando-_-: I love proverbs :))))
HOW. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
Rando-_-: Whatttt
I don't understand how you can like them. Whats your favorite?
Rando-_-: Easy. Don't bother clenching your buttocks after a fart.
Yet again. I am unsurprised
Rando-_-: And yours?
Even monkeys fall from trees.
Rando-_-: Do you have something to share with the class Kei-Chan?
It just reminds me that even animals that are made to do things can fail massively at their lives purpose.
Rando-_-: Do I sense some asthma issues Kei-Chan?
Tsukishima decided that he wanted to stop talking to her now. He would rather study his proverbs, he put his phone back in his pocket and picked his pencil back up. He could feel his phone going off insistently in his pocket.
He got annoyed after like thirty seconds and pulled it back out of his pocket. All she was going is spamming the same face: ;-;
Alright shut up! Im trying to work on those proverbs you love so much. And for the record I don't have asthma
Rando-_-: Alright I'm sorry don't be mad at meeeeeeeeee
I will be if you keep texting like you probably whine in real life
Rando-_-: Youre gonna make me cry ;-;
If i see that emoticon ever again I will relish making you cry
Rando-_-: Hmph. Get back to your proverbs I am planning on getting better grades than you this time Kei-Chan
:)
Tsukishima put his phone back away and sighed before focusing back on the proverb sheet in front of him. He was staring so hard at it that he didn't notice his phone falling out of his pocket and his pencil falling out of his hand.
Someone poked him in the arm, and he ignored it thinking that it was just Kageyama sitting behind him and being an absolute idiot then it happened again. He turned and glared, "What?!" of course it was the other half of the Idiot Duo, Hinata Shoyo.
HInata froze at the death glare he was receiving, "What do you need Shrimpy?" Hinata briefly unfroze, "Can you help meeeeeee? I don't remember the one about oni eyes welling with something." "Welling with tears I would think. It's common sense, what did you write?" "Iron Clubs." another voice interrupted from behind Hinata. Tsukishima turned and saw you with a sheet that was almost completely finished.
"Whattttt how did you almost finish already!" you turned to Hinata with a deadpan, "My sibling is a literature major at Tokyo University so if I got bad grades in Japanese class they would kill me." Tsukishima snickered at that. You looked at him, with a raised eyebrow. "I know right so funny I'm rolling on the ground laughing." Tsukishima rolled his eyes and went back to his worksheet while you decided to help poor idiot Hinata.
It felt like Japanese class would never end.
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Angsty Little String Bean
FanficTsukishima begins the school year thinking that it would be quiet. He could join the volleyball team and just hang with Yamaguchi. Little did he know he would have to deal with pushy Senpais in both second and third years, first-year teammates that...
