today's my birthday so my cousin decided to take me on a date. sweet home Alabama and shizz.
I get ready
we're matching outfits so:
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so hot😍😍^
we get into our car:
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so beautiful^
we end up at this ugly ass restaurant but I don't care because I love it😍
we ate (as we should obviously) and I let out a huge earthquake burp, so lovely, and gulp down my wine.
my cousin looks nervous so I ask what's wrong and he said he was going to propose and the ring was in the wine.
oopsies.
it's 2 am and I'm bored so yeah 😍🤪😍🤪😍
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Roya the horny explorer
Comédiedon't bother reading this it's embarrassing as shit.
