Chapter 1

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Tommy was your average person- Well average
raccoon. Actually he was both, and him being the big
man hybrid he is he decided he wanted to cause
chaos as a raccoon so he does so.
While hes doing his shit he bumps into this ugly- no
annoying- no. The man he bumps into picks him up
'What the fuck man'. "Im keeping you"
'NONONONONOONONO'

And thats where we are now he is sitting on some
random familys couch as they are argue. "WILBUR
WERE NOT KEEPING A DAMN RACCOON" The
oldest man in the room yelled. "PLEASE PHIL ITS SO
CUTE!" The man assumed to be wilbur held tommy
higher and closer to the guys assumed to be phil.
And then he mewed. (i think thats the noise they
make) Tommy didnt mean to do that and saying hes
embarresed is a understatement.

"Nevermind were keeping it" Phil said. The man with
the pink hair got up and walked over picking up
tommy and taking him up stairs. "TECHNO GIVE ME
MY RACCOON BACK!!!" 'So his name is Techno,
theirs wilbur, phil, and techno'

Techno sat tommy down and sat next to him. "Im
naming you since wilbur would give you a shit name.
Hmmm.. Theseus" Tommy liked that so he made a
little peep.

Techno lightly stroked tom-theseus making him tired but he tried to stay awake

"What do raccoons eat" Techno said out loud while
typing in google. "Im gonna go grab you some fruit
stay here" and with that techno left.

After a minute the wilbur guy came in and scooped
him up running out of the room into his own. Wilbur
shut his door locking it so techno didnt come in and
he hugged theseus. Wilbur sat down and pet tommy.

Tommy ended up falling asleep in wilburs arms.

Wilbur fanboying over some raccoon? Never, maybe,
Ok he was but nobody else would know that. Wilbur
fell asleep soon after tommy.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 15, 2022 ⏰

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