sebastian is a shithead

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PRONOUNS:
Chase - he/xe
Spike - he/him
Bree - they/she
Skylar - she/her
Kaz - he/him
Adam - he/they
Leo - they/them
Oliver - he/him
Marcus - he/it
Daniel - they/he/she

USERS:
Chase - Certified Genius™︎
Adam - Certified Dumbass™︎
Spike - beast
Bree - bee
Leo - l-dooz
Marcus - m-dog
Daniel - Dad's favorite

before anyone asks:
xe = he
xem = him
xyr(s) = his
xe's = he's (same with any other contractions)

TONE TAGS:
/j = joking
/hj = half joking
/s or /sarc = sarcastic / sarcasm
/srs = serious
/nsrs = not serious
/lh = light hearted
/g or /gen = genuine / genuine question
/ij = inside joke
/ref = reference
/t = teasing
/nm = not mad
/lu = a little upset
/nf = not forced
/nbh = nobody here
/nay = not at you
/ay = at you
/nbr = not being rude
/ot = off topic
/th = threat
/f = fake
/q = quote
/l or /ly = lyrics
/c = copypasta
/m = metaphor / metaphorically
/li = literal / literally
/rt or /rh = rhetorical question
/hyp = hyperbole
/ex = exaggeration
/p = platonic
/pc or /pos = positive connotation
/nc or /neg = negative connotation
/neu = neutral / neutral connotation

summary: Sebastian dumps Chase & xyr siblings are out for blood

WARNINGS: none

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sharts
6:24 PM

Certified Genius™︎: So.

Certified Genius™︎: Seb broke up with me. Over text.

beast: he WHAT

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beast: he WHAT.

beast: oh HELL NO

Certified Genius™︎: It's fine, Spike.

bee: wait wtf
bee: nah i'm with spike on this one
bee: which is smth i never thought i'd say

beast: fuck u

l-dooz: he didn't even give a reason??? tf 🧍🏾

Certified Dumbass™︎: he ledt u on raed?!1!1
Certified Dumbass™︎: yall.
Certified Dumbass™︎: u knwowat we have 2 do.

l-dooz: getting the knives rn

beast: i memorized the location of his capsule the second they started dating im ready/srs

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