Big book of misu

Misu x reader x zhongli dating hc

(For another fellow old man simp affluentprodigy   here u go shawty)

Misu x reader x zhongli hcs

If you catch both their eyes..gawd damn :awooga: people will praise you for pulling an adeptus AND an archon.

Zhongli is the more calm side of the relationship while misu is the more playful side, you get best of both worlds.

They both spoil you with gifts all the time (using misu's money) expect flowers and sweets anything small to make you happier.

When cuddling your usually on the outside while misu is in the middle and zhongli is on the other side. Sometimes it switches, it depends if someone needs comforting or is feeling sad.

They both like having you attached to them 24/7. While walking down the harbor you'll have each man on either side of you holding hands or holding their arm.

In bed zhongli is always gentle and loving, they both are actually. Misu is a bith more rough, just enjoys it that way. You and zhongli are always being pleased by misu, whats better then topping one person...TOPPING TWO! He'll use his hands and fingers so nicely making you and the elder archon a moaning mess.

Zhongli himself is honestly a power bottom due to being roughhoused by misu for so long but if its just you and him he'll top. He might have a few tricks up his sleeve too you never know huhu. Hes only ever gentle with you and refuses to do anything harmful other then a few bites, he leaves intense things to misu.

Zhongli doesn't mean to hurt your feelings when he kicks you out of the house during his heats, he just doesn't want to hurt you. When the dragon is in heat he turns to misu since he knows what to expect and can handle it. Maybe once he'll try to do it with you but if he finds out he accidentally bit down to hard or dug his nails a bit too deep, never again.

misu however doesn't care as long as he gets fucked or is fucked. In his heats he does make sure to be careful with you as best he can but you better ready. He even warns you before starting if you actually want to do it, if you say yes it makes him happy you trust him with your body. Of course theres a few scratches here and there but in the end he takes care of it all. Or sometimes zhongli comes and cleans the both of you up.

After care so heavenly x2 with them. Zhongli will brew tea while misu helps clean you up, once the tea is done you and zhongli will cuddle while misu does the rest. Then you all happily doze off.

If your a more quiet person like zhongli he hopes you don't mind helping him deal with misu's antics. He loves him but wishes he got into less trouble then he usual does.

You and misu will be zhonglis audience while he rants about whatever, if you get bored misu can distract the old sap while you sneak away. The two will open up alot and hope your comfortable opening up to them aswell.

Overall the two will do anything in their power to make you happy, they love you so much and just want to see you smile.