Chapter one

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~Pat's POV~
"PAT!!!! GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND FIND ME SOMETHING TO QUITE THOSE ELAPHANT NOSE PEOPLE!!!" Captain Cookie bellowed. Yep, just a normal day with La' Cappy-ton (idk how its spelled. lol) "Co'mon Jen, up and at 'em" I shouted, shaking her awake. "Nuuuu, leave me alooone" Jen grumbled, turning over. I grabbed the megaphone reserved for these occasions, which every was morning. "UP AND AT 'EM JEN!!! TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES!!!!" I shouted into her ear then walked out. Couple minutes later she zoomed out in her superwoman costume.....thingy. After talking to captain cookie little, and taking a shower, we went to the captain to see what he wanted. "'Bout time you got here, did those lips slow you down Jen? Oh and Pat, get a hair cut for Notch's sake!!" He shouted. "So, why'd you call us captain?" Jen asked, still a little grumpy from this morning. "Go find something to show those other captains out there whos best!!" He demanded. So we just flew off to find something. "Hey, Jen, what do you think we should get him? Another castle, jewels-" I asked her before being interupted by Jen. "Pat look, wandering towards the souperman structure!! (lol) Is that a enderman, player, thingy!?"

A/N the song is Pat's theme song, I thought it was fitting. Hoped you like it so far. Read Vote and Comment you guys!

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