classic blade and his family funny moments

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Hello everyone maksu here and today is about sans and his student classic blade funny moments. Keep in mind  classic blade and any other character does not belong to me . They belong to Elsword800 with that said let's dive in

We cut back to the theater to see everyone talking to each and all the good stuff , until they were called again

God omni 404: ok everyone we are here again to react to my classic version of us *points at himself and his brother* and my grandson

Everyone(mind): what are going  to watch now

Fatal omni 404: Alright we are reacting to the emergency calls

Sans and papyrus(laughing): pfft this again hahaha

Undyne: what's so funny you guys

Sans: you'll see


The camera shows katsuro while holding bleach while looking nervous

Toriel: who is that and why is he holding bleach

Sans: that's katsuro blade's brother and you'll know why he's holding bleach

Sans: 911 what's your emergency

Katsuro: hello I just got one question , so I got a little bit thirsty and found a bottle clorox laying around and after a few sips. I started felling a little loosy is that a bad sign

Chara: why the fuck would you bleach

Toriel: language chara!!!!

OP God 404: What kind of ignorant person would drink bleach!!

Asgore: good question

Katsuro: well it tasted like candy to me so I thought that was a sign to keep swallowing

Chara: oh yeah then shit taste like candy then

Katsuro:*realize what he said*
Pause

OP God 404: this what I have to deal with everyday

Gribbly: poor you

Katsuro: Dude my stomach my stomach is filled up and is about to bust. I think I need to go to the hospital

Muffet: what the hell you think would happen if you drank bleach

OP God 404: Okay sir I am sending help to your location just hang tight

Katsuro: okay okay wait wait I see this green bottle by my sink I think this will help *gulping*

Flowey: okay now what the fuck

OP God 404: what the hell am I listening to?

Katsuro: *coughing* nevermind that was dish washing detergent oh god

Chara: pfft is this guy serious

OP God 404: sir I need you to stop being dumb and wait for help to arrive

Katsuro: My girlfriend came to my room last night she look me in my eyes and I think you already know what had gone down, next day she say she's pregnant and wants to marry me  what do you expect me do

OP  God 404: figure ot out *hangs up*

Everyone:pfft hahahahah

Omni 507: told you guys they would laugh

Toriel: you could have least help him sans

Omni 404: ok next one

The screen shows blade hiding in the basement

Monster kid: look there's blade

Mettaton:Yes but why is he hiding

OP God 404: 911 what's your emergency

Blade: I'm hiding in the basement right now

Blade looks around nervous

OP God 404: why are you in the basement?

Blade: well me and my wife was playing mortal kombat and I got a little carried away and accidentally dropped kicked her and now she trying to kill me

Chara: how the fuck do you accidentally dropped kick someone

Toriel(tick marks): charrrra

Chara(scared): sorry mom

OP God 404: how the fuck do you accidentally dropped kick someone

Chara: look even sans said it

Sans: I had to asked

Blade: don't ask questions shit just happens

Everyone: well not like that

Kian: oh blaaaaade~~ I just wanna have a little talk

Frisk: who is that

Sans:that is kian one of blade's wives

Blade: oh fuck she's nearby

We then see blade watching kian slowly pass by him

Blade: ok I think she's gone

Sans: not quite

We then hear the door being bashed down

Everyone: well he's dead

Kian: gotcha ya bitch

Blade: babe please it was just an accident

Kian: oh really?!?! *breaks his arm*

Blade: *screams in pain*

Every female(except toriel): karma

Kian: Was having a broken bone an accident to?!. Now whose your mommy

Blade: *whimpers*

Kian: I said how's your mommy??!!
*knocks him out*

OP God 404: oh you just got knocked the fuck out

Chara: damn straight

Kian: now it's time for my daily source of vitamin d~~~

Then we hear a zipper being pulled and gulping

Everybody(expect monster kid): jesus christ this girl thirsty

Monster kid:umm what's going on

Undyne: don't worry about it kid *covers his ears*

OP God 404: me personally I could never be in this situation

Frisk toriel andchara: oh really sans *starts to get closer*

Sans: wait wait girls now not time

The girls: come here sansy~~

Well while that's happening comment if you want a part two bye bye cho

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