Just Like Magic

Maid

Ariana

My fans really some fake ass bitches. Any other time I always shoot up the charts, now y'all wanna hold back? Everybody on punishment that's all I know. Now I gotta be her maid for an entire day and I know she's going to do the most

"NFL Sunday, got a maid, and this day just can't get any better" she says smugly and I roll my eyes because she's been bragging since we found out

"One day...you get ONE day" I say and I'm not mad because she went number 1 and 2. Well I am but I'm more mad because we're such a competitive couple and I lost

"That's all I need but the guys are on their way. Imma need my backpack, some to drink, and some snacks" she says and I just narrow my eyes at her

"You want chips and what? Alcohol, juice, water" I ask and she taps her chin

"Yeah chips and let's start with a koolaid jammer" she says and she'll suck down one of them before the game starts so I need to get two

"If y'all gon smoke, go to your lil room" I say

"Bet thank you, gimme kiss" she says and I give her a quick kiss and she goes to her "man" cave. The movie room used to be that but it's now Quentin's favorite room which is fine. She was a good sport about it so I decided to surprise her with another one. I got all this memorabilia for her favorite teams which are the Lakers and Yankees. I got replica championship rings and championship pennants. Each team got two walls and it's a die hard fans dream room with everything I got for her. I get her snacks and drinks and head upstairs. I grab her backpack that she calls her portable smoker's kit. I head back downstairs to her room to give her the stuff

"Here" I say and she takes it from me

"Bet thank you" she says

"You need anything else" I ask

"This is killin you isn't it" she asks smiling smugly at me

"So you don't bye" I say

"Love you" she says

"Love you too" I say walking out and going to the kitchen

"Hey maid I see you got your maid outfit on like you always do" Darrion says tryna contain his laughter. Akiki ain't shit funny "I'm just playin we came to cheer you up" he says

"Yeah we knew you was gon be mad" Britney says

"I can't believe my fans did me like that" I say

"I told you not to make it" Tommy says and don't nobody want to hear that

"I tOlD yOu NoT tO MaKe It" I mock him

"Ahhh you mad" he says laughing and I slap him in the stomach

"So violent, what are you teaching your kids" Chandler says and I stare at her blankly

"Nobody likes a sore loser girl" John John says and why they still here teasing me, they know where she at

"Y'all know where she at bye" I say cause they enjoying this too much

"How has it been" Courtney asks

"She has been rubbing it in all day. Only reason she up is because games start at noon. She got up y'all...she got up to make sure she took advantage. Hasn't been super bad though,yet" I say

"At least it was close" Victoria says and damn a close, I needed results

"Speaking of close, how much longer til I'm an uncle" Darrion asks

"Any day now" she says and I glance over at Alina in her high chair and see her movin her hand towards her mouth. I check her tiny hands and I make sure nothings in them. She loves to put things in her mouth like it's a constant battle. Strong grip for a baby too