AN: This is a Diabolic Vampire or whatever tf it's called that my friend begged me to write 💀 I sat in art class watching the first ep and Yui deadass had me ready to fight her--but she's bby ig 🙄 enjoy this and the random music :))
"Girls, he's not breathing,,,what do we do,,?"
"Yui, don't stand too close he looks dirty,,,"
"Kerria, we talked about this,,,you shouldn't talk about people like that,,,"
"You see, the crazy thing is Skylar,,,I don't recall giving a fuck, look at him,,,"Skylar grimaced as she stared at the body laid sprawled upon the velvet red sofa. Soft pillows cluttered around him, blankets casted aside onto the floor left unbothered. The boy slept elegantly as if her dearest friend wasn't coming for his neck. His chest, which was left bare as three of the top buttons were open, rose and fell with his steady breathing. "He looks fine to me," Yui shook her head, platinum waves bouncing as she looked at the two. "G-Guys I swear, he wasn't breathing just a moment ago." Yui glanced at the body gulping down the lump that had formed in her throat, that was the whole reason why the girls towered over him. Yui had shrieked from inside the house alerting the two young women of a cold body that was seemingly dead-only for the three to gape in confusion at the sleeping body resting on the couch.
It'd be wise he woke up now and rip Kerria a new one for dissing him in his sleep.
At Least that's what Skylar thought. She was really hoping he was simply resting his eyes, waiting for the right opportunity to spring awake and chew out her smart mouthed friend. It was apparent she was now bored, seeing as there's no dead body. Plus she liked the sight of drama.
She eat that shit up.
"How are you guys not scared,,,?" Came the whiney voice of Yui, she was known for being the crybaby who wore her heart on her sleeve-she was both sympathetic and empathetic and believed in giving people multiple chances. This, nine times out of ten led to people either running over her or taking advantage of her big heart. This also led to Kerria and Skylar beating a bitch ass for even thinking about disrespecting the sweetheart of the group. This also landed them in court a few times, but hey, no one's perfect, we all make mistakes. You'd figure something like this would tire someone else out, constantly defending your friends. But Yui was baby so they let it slide. Plus she made some of the most delicious and gooey chocolate chip cookies. "I don't know," Shrugged Kerria, watching her friend lean down to rest her ear against his broad chest. 'Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!' She thought, shielding her eyes a bit as the light from the vast window shined over his naked chest, blinding her with it's nakedness.
"But he needs to button his shirt up, whoring around the house like some cheap slut." Skylar could hear the boxing ring bells going off in her head glancing at Yui who gulped. "His heart isn't beatin-"
"Oh shit-"
"Calm down, I'll call the paramedics-""Yui, no one wants to see you bring out that cheap tacky ass flip phone-"
"So, noisy." The three froze and stared down at the couch. There laid the now awake male-hand in front of his mouth to cover his reek breath as he yawned. "You three are so fucking noisy." Yui squealed as he wrapped his arm around her neck pulling her from his chest to glower at her. She gulped, this had to be the first time she was this close to the opposite sex. An attractive specimen at that. She hoped, prayed that this was the moment, the moment where he'd look into her eyes, give her a calm smile and whisper into her ear longing words that would change her life forever-
"So flat, your chest is as flat as a board. It's sad actually, thought you were a crossdresser at first."
Kerria rubbed her ear as she heard the fragile glass of what was left of Yuis ego shatter.
The now unattractive male yawned once more before removing his hand from Yui's neck and knocking her aside to sit up. Skylar huffed and helped the sweetheart up before glaring at him getting ready to chew him out. Meanwhile Yui went through 5 stages of grief through this small interaction as she stared at Skylars bust, they were the perfect size. Not too small, not too big, just perfect-it made the sweetheart whine eternally. Looking past Skylar and towards Kerria only made her sob harder as she stared at the double D's her abrasive friend was cursed blessed with. After this Yui would be sliding down the wall, sobbing, ripping her hair out before asking God why her.
He sat up, ruffling the back of his hair.
The three watched his every move, listening, waiting for him to pull another foul stunt. Then, he sniffed the air
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‼️❗Unfinished stories from my Google docs❗‼️
RandomSome unfinished story's from my Google docs, the majority of them are self inserts of me and my friends so enjoy I guess ‼️❗👹