Theo :
You guys...
Pansy :
What's wrong?
Blaise :
What happened?
Draco :
You good?
Theo :
Yeah, I'm fine. I just have something to tell you guys and I don't know how you're going to take it
Blaise :
You're gay?
Draco :
You're bisexual?
Pansy :
You have a crush on Harry?
Theo :
Damn, was it that obvious?
Pansy :
Kinda....
Theo :
Oh.
Draco :
Are you gay or bi?
Theo :
Gay. I don't like girls
Blaise :
DRACO YOU OWE ME 10 GALLEONS
Theo :
You guys fucking bet on my sexuality?
Draco :
We bet whether you were gay or bi
Pansy :
We've kinda thought you were always secretly bisexual or gay
Theo :
Oh
Blaise :
It's okay, mate! We accept you!
Theo :
Awww thank you guys so much!
Pansy :
But you do like Harry right?
Theo :
Yeah, more than friends
Blaise :
Dammit now I owe Draco 15 galleons
Theo :
You bet on my fucking love life too?
Pansy :
Boys will be boys
Blaise :
Ouch
Draco :
Ouch
Theo :
Now you guys gotta tell me. What about Ginny, Hermione, and Ron?
Draco :
What about her?
Blaise :
So? What about it?
Pansy :
What about Ron?
Theo :
Draco, it's super obvious you like Hermione. She likes you back, trust me.
Theo :
Blaise, I'm not sure about you and Ginny, but you make it super obvious you like her
Theo :
Pansy, well, rons obsessed with you more than he is with food, and that's saying something!
Pansy :
😳
Draco :
I'll tell her this weekend...
Blaise :
I wanna get to know gins better before I pounce on her saying I like her
Theo :
Understandable. Alright im going to hang with Harry
Draco :
Have fun with the chosen one
Pansy :
But not too much fun
Blaise :
Use protection
Theo :
Gee thanks mom and dads
YOU ARE READING
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