Astoria :
Will you go out with me, Theo?
Theo :
Astoria, I don't like you! Please stop asking!
Astoria :
But why? I like you Theo and it's super obvious you like me! I mean, you don't like any of my posts, you leave me on read, that's called playing hard to get!
Theo :
Astoria, how stupid are you? That's called "I'm ignoring you because I don't like you" and I only like my friend's posts. You're not my friend
Astoria :
Ugh! Why don't you just stop! Just go out with me! It's not difficult!
Theo :
IM FUCKING GAY YOU STUPID GIT!
Astoria :
...
Astoria :
Sorry, what?
Theo :
I'm gay! I don't like girls! So stop trying!
Astoria :
Whatever. This isn't over
YOU ARE READING
𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 , hp instagram
Fanfiction❝𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸. 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦, 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦, '𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰.'❞ *not related to any of my previous hp instagrams*
